scent card

The scent of the spot between your ball sack and your leg after a long days workout. Usually used as a prank or disgusting joke.


Invented by Matt C , Matt G , and Jamie G

After a long day I came home and made a scent card, and shoved it in Matts face.

by J.Gallagher August 5, 2008

scent harassment

The act of being judged on your smell.

Mike: Can you believe that I got talked to by HR for smelling like weed but Sarah smells like cat piss everyday.

Nick: Dude that’s scent harassment!!

by Roachnator November 4, 2022

Toilet Scones

The tiny pieces of toilet paper that stay on the back of the toilet after wiping

"That bathroom was nasty there was two weeks worth of toilet scones on the seat"

by ROBOTo July 30, 2007

a on the scantron

Converse of "b on the Scantron". True. Factual.

If that damn cat keeps crapping on my lawn, I'm going to chase it with a lawnmower. Fuckin'a on the scantron, man. For real.

by JPMIV May 12, 2008

sconto

a two legged ancestor of the female genetalia,a vicious beast which takes its pray and eats it out without remorse

my sister was killed by a sconto

by Cody Brad July 25, 2003

sconte

Meth - multiple uses by Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad.

That is the most kick ass sconte I've ever snorted!

by JimmyWord July 2, 2014

noah scented mayo

Literally casted in every bad Netflix
Movie because a few aggressive 14 year old girls find him “hot”

“Before I go I just want to say it matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others”

Perry- EW WHAT IS THAT
me- thats Noah scented mayo, thirty year old teenager with blonde facial hair
Perry- ok ew

by picklejuicer May 17, 2020