Scoobsexual

A person who is romantically/sexually attracted to talking canines such as Scooby Doo or Marmaduke.

Person 1: I'm a scoobsexual and I'm ok with that.
Person 2: understandable. I wanna get in a romantic relationship with marmaduke myself b.

by Memes4thesoul April 18, 2018

scumsexual

That moment when you’re being an asshat and you pause for a second and you’re like woah.

Guy 1: Dave is a total scumsexual.
Guy 2: I know right?

by tabl3cloth July 4, 2018

Sobosexual

A sexual deviance which develops in late teenage boys who feel too good about themselves to never interact with any girl who is below 8. These men can never care about anything other than pure looks and unsurprisingly end up with women who are more toxic than the toilets in Chernobyl. The sad part is that these men only want a woman which they can show off as a trophy to their family and friends.

If this isn't diagnosed and cured, these men will end up losing half of their hard earned property in their mid 40s when their little man inevitably stops working. Though, they will eventually still feel good about it by playing golf.

The definitive symptom of this deviance is persuasion of women with a very apparent South Bombay mindset. This blinds the man from every single thing that any rational individual will avoid vehemently. Though, only 2% of men will actually end up being cured if only they can let one word pass through their thick skull from the outside.

This is generally accompanied by severe mental retardation.

Yeah, I told him he's gonna lose all his property to divorce. But he might be a sobosexual.

by I suffer from Sobosexuality January 23, 2022

Scosexual

A predominantly heterosexual man, who also finds random inanimate things “Hot!” with no apparent predictability.

“That stobie pole is Hot!” Said the Scosexual

by FactsBeReal101 February 22, 2022

scotsexual

An enduring pattern of emotional, romantic, and/or sexual attraction to the way Scotland play rugby.

While my father and mother are both heterosexual, I primarily identify as scotsexual.

by Hayter April 15, 2022

STOMASEXUAL

A Scat inspired Kink recently founded in Shoalwater, WA where locals literally get off on fucking the shit (bag) out of each other.

(A stoma is a small opening in the abdomen which is used to remove body waste, such as faeces and urine, into a collection bag)

Maaaate that Tracy is a dirty girl, I fucked the shit out of her last night! #WAscatparty#Gutfucking#Crook#Stomasexual#Anyholesagoal

by anonymous November 19, 2022

Scamsexual

Someone that can't stop with scamming people/companies

Mark: You gotta stop scamming the Domino's for free pizza
Peter: Sorry man, I can't help it. I guess I'm just scamsexual

by Levimoos April 17, 2023