School

A place where children are imprisoned and forced to listen to some flunkie could get a better job fill their head with lies and propaganda.

Also see prison
My school has big metal gates all around it, so they might as well just admit it's prison.
by Axem Chaotix June 12, 2005
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A place, supposedly for students to learn, that might be fun if the teachers used more creative methods, introduced a better atmosphere into the classroom and had respect for students and their ideas. Many teachers do this but many others, unfortunately, do not, making school merely a social forum/ social hellhole. Oddly enough, gifted education teachers seem to have classes that are easier to pass because it's more enjoyable and creative.
Teacher One: You get to choose which way to do this project.

Teacher Two: You're doing this project THIS way with THIS information because I said so!
by Misha February 25, 2005
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A stupid, idiotic, imbecilic, flaming pit of despair where you are stuffed full of menial bullshit you will never use beyond this crapload of a building where the teachers jam unimportant facts down your throat, that they are only doing so that they can paid for a measly job where a shitbag principal and other teachers are ordered to teach you math, reading and writing, but not how to get a fucking job. These teachers jam shit down your throat and guess what? Don't understand it? TOO BAD! This is your life and you'd better get fucking started on this waste of childhood, working even harder than others because you don't understand. You don't understand how drawing an idiotic 3-D cube in art class helps you become a fucking DOCTOR!!
Man: You ever think about that worksheet that you finished in fifth grade, in you elementary school? Did you ever need that again?
Woman: Fuck no.
by Zack Heligan April 28, 2020
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School is one of Satan's creations. Basically a prison filled fuck boys and slutty clowns.
I have to go to school today. Send in your prayers
by ShoutoutToAllMyPears March 12, 2015
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by Johnny Pot Smoker September 03, 2003
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an inhumane experiment where the governments tries to throw as many people as possible together in the same building and fuck with them without getting sued for it
dude, why didnt they cancel school? its snowing!

school is a canspiracy, man. whenever someone figures out whats going on, BAM! they have "problems" and need to see the "counselor"
by anonymous January 11, 2005
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