Sideways Schmere

when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack.
see: Premature pinch

helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet to get wet...continue wiping as needed

by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005

schmageggie

an often unidentifiable substance that is sticky/gross and undesireable on someones face, or a surface.

During a messy meal...

"you got some schmageggie on your chin"

by s1165096 March 24, 2009

shmarelsborough

1. african word meaning "talented, bold, handsome, provoctave"

2. one who can justify any action with calling himself "shmarelsborough"

cop-why do u have marijuana and a scale?

guy-cuz im shmarelsborough bitch

cop-ur absolutly right, I apologize for the inconvience

guy-i know I am. now go be a speedbump

cop-why?

guy-cuz im shmarelsborough bitch!

by shmarymane February 8, 2010

Schmarf

anything at all
noun, verb, adjective, etc

I just schmarfed my pants.

by Seth Schmarfson January 30, 2012

Schmale

A schmale is a name for a person that is pulled over on the side of the road and is being arrested. Could also mean any person being arrested or in handcuffs.

It is also used as an insult.

Some use it in place of the word nigger.

You're a dirty schmale.

That guy pulled over is a schmale.

What's up schmale?

by Business District April 22, 2010

schmageggy

when an inexperienced chef makes scrambled eggs that have been cooked to the point of liquidisation.

"i made you schmageggy on toast, johnny"

by umbie March 22, 2004

schmarffigate

to scrape the yellow stuff off of scharff's teeth and then use it as a lubricant

hold on a second, i need to schmarffigate

by erik scharff December 15, 2008