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Schedule Stalking

Schedule stalking typically occurs in the workplace with hourly employees. It involves

1. Immediately checking as soon as the schedule goes up to see if a certain person is working the same shifts as you, often someone of romantic interest.

2. Scanning the entire list of employees to find out who is working with you on a given day.

3. Actually writing down any of this information so you can plan for it (looking good on a certain day, et cetera).
Person 1: "Hey, what are you doing here? I didn't think you were working today."
Person 2: "I'm filling in for Debbie, she called out."
Person 1: "Oh, I see."
Person 2: "Why, have you been schedule stalking me?"
by NeaSyz September 30, 2009
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schedge

The short form of schedule. Never spelled; only spoken... until now.

Pronounced (sK-edge).
G: Yo B, want to kick it in the park with some 40's?

B: Yeah I dunno, have to check the schedge, G.
by SCrow December 7, 2006
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Schechter

1. The sort of person whose ability to differentiate between right and wrong has been completely eroded.

2. A female who has managed to have intercourse with more men and other women than previously thought to be humanly possible.

3. The Queen of all past, present, and future slores.

4. A drug-addicted whore.

5. A teenage girl with the vagina of a 75-year-old lifetime prostitute, whose specialty was ten-man-gangbangs.
Dude, she's fucking fifteen guys while smoking a joint and doing a kegstand... What a Schechter.
by Beentheirfuckedthat July 15, 2010
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Schafer

Being ultra-safe, cool, rad, hip, off the chain. If it's cool but not safe, it's schafer.
Dixon: Anyone watching Concrete Circus? It's pretty schafer.
Liam: What the fuck is schafer?
Dixon: It's schweet but with auto-correct on.
Liam: Wow, that's schafer.
by L.L.Cool.J August 19, 2011
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schectered

adv. common state of primarily electronic or sometimes mechanical devices found in disrepair with no obvious explanation.
My computer was working fine last night and when I tried to use it today, it was schectered.
by anglerofmen December 6, 2010
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Gustav Schäfer

The drummer of the German rock band Tokio Hotel. More often than not, he can be seen sitting quietly in the background of interviews while the twins Bill Kaulitz and Tom Kaulitz do most of the talking. Despite his quiet image, he is known to have a great sense of humor and can easily become very irratable.

His musical influence is mostly Metallica.
Gustav Schäfer was born on September 8, 1988. Which makes him the second oldest member next to Georg Listing.
by Vaiyala August 4, 2008
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poop schedule

when you make sure you poop at the same time everyday. you usually have to plan out what you eat and when you eat it. it comes in handy when you know you are going to be around people for a while.
example 1: person 1: "now that school has started again, my poop schedule is all out of whack"
person 2:"tell me about it brah"

example 2: person 1: Tom asked me to go to dinner with him tonight, but i said no.
person 2: why not?
person 1: it interferes with my poop schedule.
by lorielle September 24, 2007
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