skanted

When a person pulls down another persons trousers or knickers to reveal their arse.

"HA imagine being skanted oaf that minger!"

"Wit did u skant her for?"

by Linzi G May 13, 2005

Scented candle

lighting your genital pubes on fire, then blowing them out, and walk around spreading a horrible aroma every where you go.

"Hey jack im gonna go make a scented candle."

by White-guy December 16, 2022

Slanted

to shit your pants in a way that the shit's weight causes your pants to slant at an angle.

1: dude i slanted my pants at the golf game!
2: did anyone notice the 90 degree angle in your pants?
1: i hope not!

by tree meister March 28, 2011

Slanted

Being completely and utterly badass; one of the coolest things you have ever seen

"Matt is so handsome, he is slanted."

"Dude, that car is so slanted."

by The Pear January 9, 2013

scunted

Very similiar to munted - basically a progression from that state. Individuals that have progressively declined in appearance/stature into basically a shambolic freakshow lying in a puddle of their own drool. A poor excuse for a human being to be pitied/shunned.

'Anyway the other da - Holy Fuck! Get a load of that guy!' 'Fuck man I think he needs serious medical attention!' 'SCUNTED!'

by R Yenarg August 27, 2005

Scanned her bar code

Taking a picture of a girls Vagina because each one will be slightly different, like a bar code. This is normally done before sex, because the vagina is normally undecipherable after.

George Scanned her bar code!

Oh cool! Do you have a pic?

Yes I'll send it to you!

cheers!

by jefferson webber January 12, 2014

noah scented mayo

noah scented mayo = a scented mayo product that is labelled noah
noah scented mayo ≠ noah centineo

"i love to get me sum noah scented mayo for dessert"
"why yall saying noah scented mayo is noah centineo?"

by mmm.mmm_m September 9, 2020