Shamwow

Annoying ass product with annoying ass guy, never even consider buying it it doesnt even work.

Oh damn i spilt juice on the carpet, i might as well get the lighter cause shamwow blows dogs for quarters.

by pointertubby April 1, 2009

Shamwow

Slang for sexual intercourse.

Bro: Man, I had some awesome shamwow last night. I destroyed that ham wallet.

by Skullfucked December 26, 2008

Shamwowed

A term ad writers use to describe a particularly poorly written client scribed advertisement.

The Furniture Villain really shamwowed that piece.

by Peggo My Raggo February 25, 2009

shamwowed

Getting your ass whipped by a hooker.

Vince Shlomi sure got shamwowed, what a nice mug shot!

by Horse Schmidtty May 11, 2009

Shamwow

The act of skeeting and pissing in a towel then slapping someone with it, usually your sexual partner.

Becky: "Last night Jim Shamwowed me so hard i can still taste his piss."

by (-slimTHUG-) December 18, 2009

shamwowed

Whenever a man jacks off and splooshes, and then he's afraid that his pants will be all wet, but for some odd reason his boxers obsorbed all the liquid and it wasnt as wet as he thought it would be. Mostly relieving.

Oh shit, I'm gonna have to change pants.... o wait.... I shamwowed!!! Thank GOD!!!!!! =D

by knowitall101 June 7, 2009

SAMwow

a nickname given to guys on xbox you thought were just a guy joking around until he you figure he has a booter and hits you offline, A.K.A "wow" you.

I was playing xbox with my friend Hizzle then a SAMwow hit my friend Hizzle offline when I was playing HALO.

by LeRza June 6, 2011