Definitions by Skullfucked
College Hipster
Fags that hang out in Walmarts only to insult how everything is bad for the environment. They are often seen working in Starbucks correcting people and trying to give advice on how to live.
*Cop Pulls out Taser*
College Hipster: Bro, don't tase me, that thing is made of plastic, use some renewable carboard you sick fuck!
College Hipster: Bro, don't tase me, that thing is made of plastic, use some renewable carboard you sick fuck!
College Hipster by Skullfucked October 23, 2008