scared turtle

When you really need to poop but your turd pulls a scared turtle and barely pokes out.

man I wish I didn't have a scared turtle right now

by anonymous551 May 18, 2015

scared

The feeling men get when they like their girlfriend too much.

Julie: Duane, I like you.

Duane: Julie I think you should date the wine guy because I'm scared of getting hurt.

by Dreaminthemirror March 7, 2007

Don’t hug me I’m scared

The best YouTube show, it’s free it’s great and if you didn’t watch it yet. Go get help and then watch it :)

Person 1: did you watch don’t hug me I’m scared

Person2: No

Person 1: we can’t be friends anymore

by Dolan_addict64 November 16, 2018

Scafe

A shorter way of saying Cafe SCAD, a cafeteria filled with sassy black cooks and pasta that would make babies cry.

I think I got food poisoning from Scafe.

by Felix johnson November 14, 2006

im scared

you when you look something innocent up on urban dictionary

i just went on urban dictionary and im scared

by angrykarkat July 1, 2018

scared stiff

1. When you get so scared that you can't move at all.
2. When you get so scared that you pop a boner. This usually only happens when you are scared by an attractive member of the opposite sex.

A man jumped out from behind the brick wall and pointed a gun at my head. I couldn't run. I was scared stiff!

A hot woman in black leather boots, and with a whip in hand jumped out from behind a brick wall. I was scared stiff!!!

by The Masked and Caped Moncato July 15, 2008

Safedi

Slang for white people. Generally used by south-east asians. .

Ram: You're nothing but white-trash, you..you..safedi!

by DrunkenPhyst March 31, 2008