school

See: Prison

school by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

school

an inhumane experiment where the governments tries to throw as many people as possible together in the same building and fuck with them without getting sued for it

dude, why didnt they cancel school? its snowing!

school is a canspiracy, man. whenever someone figures out whats going on, BAM! they have "problems" and need to see the "counselor"

school by anonymous January 11, 2005

school

A school is a hellhole that forces children and teenagers to close their minds and learn only what the government wants them to learn. A place where they deny children of hats, sunglasses or in extreme cases, chewing gum, and make them sit down for over 5 hours straight.
Since there's a bunch of different kids in a school, they generally piss each other off, and create groups that make fun of each other.
A school will tell you this: Include everyone! Don't include people who are bad! ...?
Schools have rules banning certain words... even though they're just words and don't even offend anybody.
Don't agree with the school? Go to a school councellor... good luck with that.

Kid and school councellor:
Councellor: You beat up another kid. Why?
8-year-old: Cause if I didn't he would have beat me up.
Councellor: That is not a good reason.
8-year-old: So you're saying we should all let ourselves get beat up?
Councellor: ...(hesitates)... um, I've seen this situation about 1000 times before, but I've never been able to solve it, I just do this cause of the money the government pays me.

school by vampire ghost October 7, 2006

School

12 years or more of shit streamed bollox that is taught to you just because your brain can just about handle it. Teachers don't understand that children are human beings and instead like to enforce ridiculus rules just because they are in a room that is by a stupid law.. theirs. 6 hours of the day you are sent to this virtual prison. When you finally escape and have the freedom to do as you please you realise that those homework leg chains clamp you to your desk and unless you write about something you have already learned you will not get unlocked. Even if you abuse these chains you become then taken back to the prison for extra time for not writing out 5 times what you already know. Why do we have to do it? "To realise the opportunities in life and get a good job a live a normal life with an average job" you forgot with taxes and loans and crap still forcing us into social breakdown just because you decided to spend that little extra on yourself. Is it a shame to enjoy yourself? No it isn't. School seems to make people think it is

Teacher: I said stop talking!!

Student: (quiet muttering)

Teacher: I HEARD THAT! AN HOURS DETENTION!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?

Honest student: I had other homework to do and also i needed some time to chill out. You only gave us a day to do it.

Teacher: I GAVE YOU MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME! YOU WILL FINISH IT AND MORE AFTER SCHOOL!!

School by Matthew Legg May 27, 2006

School

Also known as Hell
Unless, of course, you go to Hogwarts School of Witch Craft and Wizardry

Person 1: Ugh, i hate school!
Person 2: I know right!
Teacher: Detention

Wizard: I'm so glad we go to this school!
Witch: I know right!
Professor: 10 points for Gryffindor!

School by I Hate BelleKummer February 26, 2010

School

a living nightmare

i hate school!!!

School by i dunno March 31, 2003

School

A place where old saggy sluts pile you with homework,do boring useless classwork.And you have to put up with bullies.And if you stand up to them you get dention.

At School
Josh(bully):Jason is gay
Jason:punches kid in face
Mrs.Suckmydick:Jason 10 years dentention.
Jason(in head):Fuck you,every one knows your seceretly a hooker.

Mrs.Suckmydick:You have to go home and study about Mesopotamoia,which is100 pages long.Have fun

School by Mannishdude1 September 28, 2011