Satellite Channel

A channel in which a banned YouTuber uses so he or she can be still on the platform

Keemstar dramaalert it's just a satellite channel since he was banned for life

by EmJayee January 28, 2019

Satellite Game

A game played by the CIA RMN software that puts you in the biggest fight for your life. This game is a legendary myth played only by elite members of society on the rise. Every game is customized to the person.

Why is Ian acting so strangely?

Awh shit, he’s playing a satellite game. We have to ask what’s going on?

by Your lifeline September 27, 2022

Satellite Hotties

The attractive friends of a significant other one may introduce to their friends.

So I need to make my ex jealous, does your girlfriend have any satellite hotties you can introduce me to?

Uh-duh!

by WiseWordsFromLemons January 24, 2011

Sex Satellite

SatelliteS that look at your private parts while ur sitting in ur existence.

I was trying to listen to my show and when I spread my legs to stretch I heard a whole hoe say DAYUMMM and that when I knew I was being watched by a sex satellite and and an ugly bitch.

by Whitehotgwap August 27, 2023

Satellite's down

Someone asks you a question hoping you have the answer, when clearly the answer would require access to technology.

Question: What is the distance to the moon.

Answer: Wait, let me think--sorry, Satellite's down.

by unkillbilly June 14, 2018

SATELLITE

the best song on the planet earth made by dc the don

CAN YOU COME BE MY SATELLITE?

by Wasauce July 4, 2025

Satellite pilot

Any senior member of a company that keeps their job and/or gets promoted by taking credit for successes that would have happened regardless of their presence. Typically these people are found in companies where all the hard work has been done and the company now makes money automatically no matter what anyone does. Just like once all the hard work of getting a satellite in orbit is done it will usually stay in orbit. The only real task of the satellite pilot is to not do anything truly stupid AKA knock the satellite out orbit.

Despite us being only one of 4 oligopoly energy suppliers our CEO just got a $5 million bonus for last years performance when. He's such a satellite pilot.

Our head of HR is the biggest satellite pilot I've ever seen.

by Evitabl January 29, 2024