Satellite Hotties

The attractive friends of a significant other one may introduce to their friends.

So I need to make my ex jealous, does your girlfriend have any satellite hotties you can introduce me to?

Uh-duh!

by WiseWordsFromLemons January 24, 2011

Satellite's down

Someone asks you a question hoping you have the answer, when clearly the answer would require access to technology.

Question: What is the distance to the moon.

Answer: Wait, let me think--sorry, Satellite's down.

by unkillbilly June 14, 2018

SATELLITE

the best song on the planet earth made by dc the don

CAN YOU COME BE MY SATELLITE?

by Wasauce July 4, 2025

Sex Satellite

SatelliteS that look at your private parts while ur sitting in ur existence.

I was trying to listen to my show and when I spread my legs to stretch I heard a whole hoe say DAYUMMM and that when I knew I was being watched by a sex satellite and and an ugly bitch.

by Whitehotgwap August 27, 2023

satellite office

A discreet way to refer to a trip to the commode.

Man, Taco Tuesday was rough this week. I'll see you later. I'm going to turn in some work at the satellite office.

by on September 16, 2022

Satellite Delay

The time it takes for a thought to register in the brain. especially after someone tells a joke, and it takes the other person a moment before they get it. This delay is known to be longer in blondes.

Bob told a joke, and Sally just stared at him for a moment with a blank expression. Then suddenly she started laughing hilariously. "Sorry, just a little satellite delay."

by Max420 April 19, 2011

Satellite nipples

HUGE nipples

She had those huge satellite nipples

by 4710Nick June 6, 2018