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sapiosexual

A trait usually found in whores. They MAY only love or date smart guys, but that doesn't mean they won't also fuck around with other guys to get what all women want: a dominant, bad boy who may or may not have a sizable penis and who definitely must know how to use it (among other appendages). Basically, if you are trying to get with a girl who identifies as a sapiosexual, be careful. Sapiosexual does not mean the same thing as monogamous.
Mary told me she was a sapiosexual, so I took it as meaning she wasn't a whore. I was wrong when I found her impaled on a big black dick one night. Guess I'll smarten up from now on.
by OLPZach July 18, 2014
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what snowflake straights try to steal from the ace community
You aren't sapiosexual, straight guy/gal.
by suck_my_d33 June 15, 2021
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Somebody that is sexually attired by someone that is intelligent regardless of their beauty. That is they are more attracted to someone intelligent than someone else less intelligent without regarding beauty. If that someone is ugly as hell but intelligent doesn't automatically means there is an attraction. There must be more. Like completion in fields of intelligence, some beauty of course if you play in your league. Some appreciation of the other intelligence. The beauty is another less higher in importance in your choosing of a mate to perform with.
I am a sapiosexual which means intelligence turns me on. I don't mean beauty is not a factor.
by Senshi01 January 18, 2018
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A Sapiosexual might say the following when replacing an underutilized piece of their furniture:

"I have very lukewarm feelings about this lamp; I mean, he's fine. But, he's bland, and he's just not bright enough to bother turning him on very often. So, bottom line is: He reminds me too much of my ex."
I think Youtuber Simone Giertz is Sapiosexual.
by BeyondWhatIsKnown October 29, 2021
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A person who is only interested in dating smart people so that they do not have to financially support a dum-dum.
I prefer to describe myself as Sapiosexual because it's a socially acceptable way to imply that I want to date a financially independent person with a job in a respected and highly-paid industry.
by sillyb3an July 15, 2023
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A person who is smart enough to pick off words from the internet, but not enough to know the connotations.
I am a sapiosexual bibliophilic cinephile. Also planning to look into being a pedophile.
by GauMaata June 27, 2024
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A person who is smart enough to know how to pick up words from the internet, but not enough to know the connotations.
I am a sapiosexual bibliophilic cinephile. I also love children in addition to loving books and films. So, I am also planning to look into being a pedophile.
by GauMaata June 27, 2024
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