Samson

He´s so nice and funny. He brightens people´s day every time you talk to him. When he falls for people, he falls for them hard. Even if he only makes eye contact with a girl he doesn't know for 30 seconds. He´s is soo cute. yes, he has his flaws but you don't care. He's too adorable. He does dip (tobacco) and he is tall. At least you think that. You´ll hate to lose him in your life. He has changed it forever now that you´ve met him.

Girl 1: ¨Look, it´s Samson. He´s adorable.¨
Girl 2: ¨Yeah, and he´s mine.¨
Girl 1: ¨No, he´s mine!¨
Girl 2: ¨NO MINE!!¨
Girl 1: ¨MINE!¨
*Girl 1 & 2 start fighting*

by Derpy_Cat April 25, 2019

The Mouth of Sauron

A lieutenant of the dark army of Mordor. This being has been enslaved by Sauron. The Mouth of Sauron has given himself to Sauron, thus being so corrupted, the world forgot his own name. When Saruman failed and Isengard was no more, The Mouth of Sauron was promised Saruman's place, as leader of the western world of Middle Earth if Sauron won the war. As portrayed in The Lord of the Rings : Return of the King Extended Edition DVD, Mouth of Sauron rides upon The Horse of Sauron, a being of pure death and horror. The Mouth of Sauron has a high possibilitie of being blind. His eyes are of no use to him for all his purpose was then, to represnt the dark lord.

Like Smeagol / Gollum, and the Orcs, the Mouth of Sauron is not a comic relief character, or a simple monster to scare. He is a true tortured and pitiful being.

by M Weiss September 1, 2005

sammons

"don't pull as sammons" is a common saying nowadays. It's like saying don't be a dumbass, except in a nice way. Usually when someone does something n00bish and no words can express the stupidity you have just witnessed, simply say "don't pull a sammons"

A serious example is when someone puts a marshmallow in to the microwave and heats it for two minutes and sits there watching amazed yelling "Dude, the mellow got pwned!"

When you drop by seeing your microwave dripping with ooze on the sides like the gremlins in the movie "gremlins", then here is the best time to say "don't pull a sammons"

by Tran the man May 20, 2006

Eye of Sauron

When a female, normally a skank stripper, wears g-string undergarmets and shows off her ass, she often reveals her brown eye poking out on each side of the g-string. Due to similarilty in appearance, this phenomena is referred to as the Eye of Sauron.

See Also: Eye of Saruman

Damn, I wish I was staring into the Eye of Saruman, instead of the Eye of Sauron.

Fuck me, this stripper needs to bleach this Eye of Sauron.

This bitch must've just taken a shit without wiping, because her Eye of Sauron just said "I... See... You..."

by Cooper_and_Gutridge May 20, 2011

Samson

A guy who stays in the park after dark to take niggas goodie holes. He is around 6'10" he is black and bald. If you cut off his dick it grows back twice as long. If you are in the park and hear a smacking sound RUN. Samson can bench 1000 pounds and squats around 3,459 and can run at 25 miles and hour. Don't go through the park after dark or he will take that goodie hole.

Samson widened my goodie hole.

by chikachicka September 30, 2009

Sauron

First a Maia of Aulë, then Melkor's lieutenant, then tyrant of Mordor.

Sauron was the Lord of the Rings.

by Korora November 13, 2003

Samson

Samson is a very HOT guy. They usually are very good looking, kind, and caring for others. He might be popular but don’t let that make you think that he’s mean. There soft at the heart and very very very HOTTTT.

Dang I wish I had Samson as a boyfriend. 🤪🥰

by ImBi March 19, 2019