SABIS

Global School Network that will take your money and use the “point system” from the 1860s to teach you nothing.

From grades 5-12 you shall have 1-2 exams a day and no social life.

In grades 10-12 you will have no real life and will become depressed and tired of studying for exams endlessly

SABIS students have 4 types of exams
AMS - 25% of your mark
Periodic - 50% of your mark
Homework - 25% of your mark
End of Term - basically your entire mark KEKW.
If you get into a SABIS school, good luck!
Oh and the teachers are horrible

John : hey what school u in?
SABIS student : sorry bro I can’t talk rn gotta study
John : oh sucks to be you!

by a skrrt skrrt October 13, 2019

Sabina

She's a lovely Girl who always looks out for people She can be very Rude but On the bright side she's super kind Whenever people need help she's on the way She's Intelligent Anybody would love to be friends with her because if people are rude she comes in but not because their friends it's because she's a real hero👑.

I wish I was beautiful as Sabina

by Cookieslolomgcammy_Xox June 26, 2021

Sabiqa

Sabiqa is a kind girl and smart who gets A on her reportcard. She also gets very emotional. Sabiqa is known as a peice of gold. You are lukey to have sabiqa as a freind.

She is such a Sabiqa

by Sassy 1234567890000 October 10, 2021

Sabell

She is the coolest person you will ever meet. If you get the chance to be her friend you better keep her because the second she's out of you're life you'll miss her. She doesn't care what people think in the best way. She hates being alone.

Wow, I wish I could be as cool as Sabell she doesn't care what other people think of her.

by dancergirl1031 June 8, 2020

Sabelia

A dickhead

He is a sabelia

by Sup Fuqqerzz October 27, 2016

sabell

She is a beautiful who laughs at evrything and isnt afraid to break some hearts. She can punch like a truck, but she cant take a hint. If you have an Sabelle u need to cut it

Hey man i just had the best night of my life with a "Sabelle."

Sorry about that man u need to cut it

by Big Joe 6969 January 22, 2017

Sabis

Oh, you want to have a normal school life that has good education with a reasonable price? Well, too fucking bad welcome to sabis where the teachers hate their jobs and couldn’t care less about you, you want a taste of the food? Sorry man, but the school lunch tastes like the rotten corpses of the children in a pedophile’s basement (I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if some 10 year old gets food poisoning because of it) Now, you might think that the school might be clean right? You can go check those bathrooms that haven’t been washed for like 3 years straight, and of course they only accept people with the standards of Jeff Bezos, if ur asf like me, i REALLY REALLY dont recommend you to try to get in this hell house called Sabis. Honestly, i will be honest here the exams are so unbearable, we have like 5 tests in every single fucking week, everything we learn is so useless like just teach me how to pay my taxes, but instead we learn shit like the quadratic formula. Chances of a random student committing suicide because of this hell of a school are alot. So, good luck! Oh, and if ur a student there, please for the love of god stop talking about how many kills you get in Fortnite, or i might just jump off a cliff. Sorry for my shitty i can’t be bothered to fix it.

{Imagine this is some funny meme or something idk, woohoo sabis}

by Sffcate January 24, 2021