Swiftie

Taylor Swift's fans who are more than just fans. They obsess over Taylor Swift and know everything about her, her life and her music. A Swiftie's life goal is to meet Taylor Swift and tell her how much she has changed her life and what she means to said person.

OMG YOU ARE SUCH A SWIFTIE

by taylorswift'snumberonegirl March 7, 2018

Switch and Smash

Similar to the popularly used term Netflix and chill, it is when two people have intercourse after playing the Nintendo Switch®.

Bennis: Hey down to play some Splatoon 2®
Joy: Switch and smash?
Bennis: oh yes I can't wait to ink all over you like an inkling ;)
Joy: count on it

by SimeonTG June 29, 2017

Swishy Dog

A Swishy Dog is a prank to play on either a sleeping, drunk, or otherwise incapacitated person at a party or wherever the situation permits. Simply wait until the victim passes out, or is sleeping. Next, take a room temperature hot dog and insert it into the victims mouth. "Swish" the hot dog all around the inside of their mouth, teeth and gums, forcefully if needed to ensure that they will wake up. continue to slap it across their face and forehead until they open their eyes. Next, hide the hot dog, unzip your fly and pull your dick out of your pants and present it close to the victims face. If properly executed, the victim will suspect that they just got finished getting mouth raped and subsequently never be the asshole who passes out at a party again.

After falling asleep to an episode his favorite show, Harry Paratesties woke up abruptly to something forcing itself in and around his mouth emitting a salty taste throughout. As he opened his eyes he immediately was horrified at the large, uncut penis that swayed before him. A burst of laughter ensued as all of his friends accused him of blowing another man. But everyone at the party knew that he hadn't, he was just the victim of a perfectly executed Swishy Dog. (See also; felching for duckbutter)

by FupaGunt March 7, 2015

swiftgron

Dianna Agron and Taylor Swift ship name, and the belief that the two were in a secret gay relationship together.

Person A: Taylor Swift tweeted about watching glee because someone told her they were performing her song, but they never performed her song. It was just a dianna and naya sex scene!

person b: i bet dianna told taylor to watch if to make her jealous

person a: swiftgron is so real!

by the party don’t start October 22, 2020

swing the neck

How Sky Williams, a popular League of Legends YouTuber and all around funny human being, appeals to his teammates in order to win games, acquire ELO, and climb the ranked ladder. "Swinging the neck" involves metaphorically, and only sometimes literally, giving an allied League of Legends summoner oral sex to make them feel good and boost their confidence on the rift.

Sky - "Ooooooooo this Draven just double killed bot lane? Lemme swing the neck on this Draven dick."

Ryan - "Oh god I had this Fiddle last game who was so troll, he went like 0/20 and build a BT."
Sky - "Shoulda swung the neck nigga."

by sds_phage May 19, 2016

Phil Swift

King of all Kings. Ruler of all. Omnipotent being. Power to create and to repair

All hail Phil Swift

by MangoEnterprise May 10, 2018

Swimmers

Swimmers are some of the most commited athletes, used to training 2 times a day 7 days a week. Wile in the pool most of the time they are either crying, choking on water, or making ring bubbles. After practice in the hot tub everyone sits there in pain and squirts water at eachother. In the male changerooms alot of homosexual stuff goes of between themselves. after practice we usually eat around 10,000 calories. Swimmers usually just swim because they are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes.

Soccer player: "man I practice 4 times a week isn't so hard!"
Swimmers: "bruh you should see how often we train"

by Yeetusthefetus22 February 7, 2020