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Stantonesque

(adv. or adj.) A philosophical or profound thought, often characterized by its intellectual superiority. Only applicable to individuals of MENSA-proportion intellect. Also, incredibly strong or manly and is attributed to things that require heightened levels of testosterone; however, the term is not generally applied to athletic activities. Synonym is beastly
Man, that was a completely Stantonesque comment!

Dude, you just scaled Mount Everest in three hours? How Stantonesque!
by BranHo February 10, 2010
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swanson

To work the entire night making out with someone only to have him or her ditch you for someone else at the very end of the night.
Hey isn't that Jamie leaving with that guy Wiley? Weren't you making out with her all night?
Damn, son you just got swansonsed.
by BTJ, MD March 20, 2012
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Giancarlo Stanton

Baseball player known as a Yankee and former Marlin
There’s Giancarlo Stanton!
by UrbanSteel July 2, 2018
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swansons dip

the act of dipping your ballsac in a can of swansons chicken broth, then let a fat bitch lick it off. You can also use turkey, depending on the fat bitches preference
Hey Dawna, you up for a liitle swansons dip for dinner tonight.
by deez testes October 30, 2012
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Stanton swapmeet

When two human males have sexual relations by intertwining their legs and alternating their hands while masturbating each other
I went to go hang out with Brett but he kept trying to pull the old Stanton swapmeet on me. It was super awkward.
by CowDry December 21, 2016
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Swansoned

When a football teams luck goes completely into the toilet. Like Cleveland browns level failure due to a bad luck fan attending or watching their games.
The dude wearing that funny team shirt showed up to our game today and the we got totally Swansoned again.
by Squad game December 17, 2021
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Swanson's disease

A disease similar to Parkinson's disease
Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function

Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom

Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre
Fred: 'Did you hear about Han's diagnosis of Stage 5 Swanson's disease?'
Mogus: 'oh dear'
by Wade&co Representative June 26, 2022
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