1. The male member, an instrument used to thoroughly "clean out" a woman's vagina.
2. A particularly pathetic individual.
2. A particularly pathetic individual.
1. I didn't know whether I could marry him, til I saw his mean cunt swab, that is.
2. Man, that fucking cunt swab ate the last oreo!
2. Man, that fucking cunt swab ate the last oreo!
by shwafioso March 22, 2006
by TAF119 March 16, 2009
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Emotional Support Water Bottle
A personal use water bottle carried at all times, usually by a female presenting person.
Whilst useful, it's main function is to provide emotional comfort rather than hydration.
A personal use water bottle carried at all times, usually by a female presenting person.
Whilst useful, it's main function is to provide emotional comfort rather than hydration.
Sorry we're late, but Cheryl can't function without her E-SWAB so we couldn't leave until she found it.
by LAYERED COCKTAIL January 06, 2023
The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)
Joe: I Cotton Swabbed my girl last night!
Sid: Really?
Joe: Yea, I think she is deaf now.
Sid: Why?
Joe: I busted in her ear.
Sid: Danm now the memory is embedded
Ex:I want to cotton swab you
Cotton Swabbing: The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)
Sid: Really?
Joe: Yea, I think she is deaf now.
Sid: Why?
Joe: I busted in her ear.
Sid: Danm now the memory is embedded
Ex:I want to cotton swab you
Cotton Swabbing: The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)
by sidthegreat May 13, 2018
Someone who is too much of a pussy to have a nasal swab taken; noting that very young children can have a throat swab. These people came to global attention during the COVID-19 pandemic and often went by then name of Karen.
Nurse "You need to have a nasal swab."
Karen "I can't it hurts."
The rest of the world "Now Karen, don't be a swab pussy."
Karen "I can't it hurts."
The rest of the world "Now Karen, don't be a swab pussy."
by KAH68 January 16, 2021
The cops took her down to swab her cob and are waiting for the results
Swab the cob means to collect DNA
Swab the cob means to collect DNA
by ELOVE425 February 18, 2016