cunt swab

1. The male member, an instrument used to thoroughly "clean out" a woman's vagina.
2. A particularly pathetic individual.
1. I didn't know whether I could marry him, til I saw his mean cunt swab, that is.
2. Man, that fucking cunt swab ate the last oreo!
by shwafioso March 22, 2006
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cotton swab

a word used to acknowledge when you or someone else knowinly say a sexual slur or pun
dude you think she will come out and play with us........ cotton swab
by TAF119 March 16, 2009
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slop swab

A napkin or serviette, used to wipe crumbs and gravy from your mouth at dinner.
Otto wiped his chops with a slob swab.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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E-SWAB

Emotional Support Water Bottle

A personal use water bottle carried at all times, usually by a female presenting person.

Whilst useful, it's main function is to provide emotional comfort rather than hydration.
Sorry we're late, but Cheryl can't function without her E-SWAB so we couldn't leave until she found it.
by LAYERED COCKTAIL January 06, 2023
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Cotton Swabbing

The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)
Joe: I Cotton Swabbed my girl last night!
Sid: Really?

Joe: Yea, I think she is deaf now.
Sid: Why?
Joe: I busted in her ear.
Sid: Danm now the memory is embedded

Ex:I want to cotton swab you
Cotton Swabbing: The act of sticking a dick in ones ear. When the wax and the urethra combine a sudden inflammation may occur (condom is suggested)
by sidthegreat May 13, 2018
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Swab pussy

Someone who is too much of a pussy to have a nasal swab taken; noting that very young children can have a throat swab. These people came to global attention during the COVID-19 pandemic and often went by then name of Karen.
Nurse "You need to have a nasal swab."
Karen "I can't it hurts."
The rest of the world "Now Karen, don't be a swab pussy."
by KAH68 January 16, 2021
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swab the cob

Swab the cob is a procedure done to collect DNA evidence of a rape
The cops took her down to swab her cob and are waiting for the results
Swab the cob means to collect DNA
by ELOVE425 February 18, 2016
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