cotton swab dick chick

A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.

Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

VD Swab

That Q-Tip stuck up the urethra to either detect or ointment-treat a venereal disease. Also used as a proper noun insult.

Don't call Don a douchebag. That's insulting to people who douche. Don is a goddamned VD Swab, and a terrible human being to boot.

by kurtz December 30, 2014

Dirty Swab

When you insert your own finger into your own anus, and poke it into someone’s ear. Similar to a Wet Willy, but ones anus is the starting orifice...

My roommate drank the last white claw and didn’t get a new pack, so I gave him a dirty swab while he was sleeping...

by DatOneBlackDude June 18, 2020

cum swab

when you cum on ones face and wipe it off with your cock then transfer it to anothers face, and then into the ear!

Alec: dude i cum swabbed with jessica and brittany and they wanted more!

Beanz: For free?

Preston: What a flamer!!! :)

by wetdreams April 29, 2010

Urethra swab

A form of cock and ball torture involving a cotton swab going down your urethra

Jerry and I did urethra swabbing and I'm still sore.

by PsnPteredon June 11, 2019

butt-swab

An annoying person who seems like they just keep picking at you for no apparent reason.

If your little brother comes into your room, and then starts to do something to deliberatley annoy you.

by Stanley W.L. Chounard July 12, 2004

cunt swab

An effective jab towards a man when he is behaving in an obviously less than masculine manner. This term is far more insulting than "douchebag".
*Disclaimer: Someone really needs to earn this title. No willy-nilly usage, please.

Teddy: "Did you see that shirtless, Italian guy cruising in his convertible Mitsubishi Spyder while blasting Rihanna? What a cunt swab, right?"

Iris: "Absolutely. Textbook definition."

by PistolG September 13, 2014