Sumptuous

Entailing great expense, as from choice materials, fine work.

1. Costly: a sumptuous residence.

2. Luxuriously fine or large; lavish

1.This government building is sumptuously appointed.

2.To eat sumptuously.

3. Miss “Lucky” started my table off with an appetizer of some sumptuously flavored.

by FrankyJames March 4, 2010

Sumption

Ridiculous and vainglorious beard topiary, suggesting the wearer has a massive sense of humour and very little time for anything in life other than tonsorial trimming, this suggestion is however red herring of massive proportions as wearers of such idiotic facial adornment are without exception hugely self-absorbed and self-promoting 'Nathan Barley' types. Usually working in 'Noo Meedja' they are without exception, egotistical, taking themselves and their beards hugely seriously. Compulsive 'Twitterers' to a man (there are very few females able to grow enough chin hair to facilitate a viable 'carve'), they honestly believe that the word in general is as interested in the tedious minutiae of there everyday lives as they are. There is a campain gathering momentum to make such chin adornments an arrestable offence.

'Good grief man, get rid of that silly Sumption before you leave the house'.

Look at the Sumption on that, what a twit.

Trim my Sumption my good man, make sure it's 'relavant' to the youth.

by Postman Patois October 11, 2009

sumpin

Bitched version of the word something. It is most commonly used in the phrase "humpin' sumpin' new" which translates to "engaging in kinky sex."

Nice ass, Fido, I'm glad to be humpin' sumpin' new.

by GuidoPosse69 February 2, 2005

Sumper

Shortened phrase "side jumper". A skier or snowboarder who goes off the side of the take off to a feature (rail or other obejects). Consequently only getting 6-18 inches of air, and looking like a novice at best.

This sumper isnt doing anything cool.

by Sammy9mm January 28, 2017

sumparlol

Means that someone is weird in every way possible and cant be stopped.this person is so weird that other people catch on its like a virus then they turn weird

she is so sumparlol

by A.W Rootbeer April 3, 2018

Sumpkin

Receiving Fellatio While Defecating Into a Cellar Sump Pump

Did you hear about Adams basement?
No, what about it?
That ugly bitch Rob brought to the party gave him a “Sumpkin” and it fucking reeks!

by Krzysiek6891 October 16, 2008

sumping

An obscure combination of the word sex and dumpling. It is commonly used when an individual is doing unspeakable thinks to bread like products

Eli quit sumping with your roll. People are staring.

by conserned for bread July 6, 2011