Stockton Syndrome

a more pc way of saying "slow" or "super autistic" first coined in 2020.

I think Lukas has Stockton Syndrome

by L. Dickman September 27, 2020

stockton-to-malone

When a white man allows black man to have sex with his wife/girlfriend.

Barney always did have strange fetishes, like when he pulled a Stockton-to-Malone, passing Belinda to his new friend D'Juan, and jerking off to the videotape for weeks after.

by mephistopheles jefferson April 5, 2009

stockton syndrome

Stockton Syndrome
stok-tuh-n sin-drohm
Noun
1. To lose a fight that you should really win by rear-naked choke.

Both McGregor and Holm both came down with Stockton Syndrome in UFC196

by Dero-hater August 11, 2016

stockton junior high

Stockton junior high is just hell and hella wild this school has like 6 fights each week and hella toxic relationships and pregnant girl

conroe,tx*

person 1: yk stockton junior high
person 2: yes
person 1: ik like 10 people were fighting in the floor in the main hallway
person 2:ik i was fighting there LMFAO
person 1: get tf out of me u fucking psycho

by stockton junior high conroe tx November 2, 2021

Stockton Syndrome

A Syndrome named after OceanGate CEO 'Stockton Rush' after the June 18th incident of the 'Titan' submersible

Stockton Syndrome: To show all forms of arrogance and dismissing factual criticism and information because it hinders a certain personal goal making the individual blinded by their own goal and expectation

This may also be a cause of the Ikea Effect

I'm assuming he has Stockton Syndrome by the way he is acting

by LePost James July 4, 2023

Stockton University

A university in South Jersey that's surrounded by the Pine Barrens and a little ol' town called Galloway. There isn't much to do in the general proximity of the campus besides spend extortionate amounts of money on gas, food, and whatever boring old white person crap they have in Atlantic City. The cops on campus are a joke which is great because the trails around the university are great for smoking with friends. Students are mostly commuters who hate their major and are stuck in an infinite loop because the preceptors suck at getting people to graduate on time. All the trashy students go to Pitney Pub on Wednesday night and then complain on YikYak because they have nothing better to do with their lives. The higher ups at Stockton pretend they aren't racist but will literally do nothing about blatant discrimination from professors. At least they have some diverse organizations and departments on campus. In the end, Stockton is exactly what you'd expect from a cozy college in South Jersey.

I went to Stockton University and all I got was this lousy degree.

by rickbone1055 August 3, 2023

Stockton Rush

A thin slick of organic paste, named for the "presumed human remains" retrieved from the Titan submarine

I'll just have a Stockton Rush of butter on my bread please Brenda

by Diving Bellend August 21, 2025