Spleens

A cat on every drug and has every Disease and slave to graystillplays

Who’s a good kitty spleens
(Demonic Noises)
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by Spleens March 28, 2020

spleezo

A spliff. A marijuana cigarette with tobacco.

This looks like a great spot to light up a spleezo.

by thisandthese February 27, 2014

spleeder

A spleeder, is an extremely skinny penis, that's length is extremely long.

My boyfriend is so hot, he has a spleeder! I wish It were as thick as Timmy's dick!

by Radishnugget December 26, 2016

Irk Splee

n. A popular web-writer across the net, most commonly known for her stories about Pokemon and Catscratch. Often shy but very friendly towards her fans, its rare to find a person who dislikes her

Man, I can't wait for Irk Splee's next chapter to come out! Her work is da bomb!

by Kanekoz June 6, 2010

Saleena

A girl who cares about one person more then herself.Once she commits to you she will literally do anything to you.But don't mistake her for a weak person because if you fuck her over she won't hesitate I cut you off.You must be very special to her if she gives you a second or multiple chances.If you have yourself a Saleena do not let her go.Shes a ride or die and when she says she loves you she means it.

Damn you really shouldn't have let Saleena out your life

by Se leva March 14, 2017

Spleep

1.) A pink/purple unicorn who plays Minecraft, occasionally Fortnite, and completely BODIES Ohmygoddanny in Hypixel Duels. He makes youtube videos and streams at SpleepLIVE
2.) Man

Bro have you seen Spleep's new youtube video? He's so funny LOL!!

Wait, Spleep is a real person? What the fuck?

by tqeters March 31, 2021

Splenda Daddy

A term coined by Cindy B. Gilbert to describe a broke man attempting to be a sugar daddy.

(Other artificial sweetener brands suffice as well for this term.)

Jessica: Hey did you here about that gold digger dude Michael's dating?
Cindy: Ha, Michael having a bae.. funny...but seriously bro, no worries there, Michael is such a Splenda Daddy.
Jessica: Whaddya' mean?
Cindy: Everyone knows Michael's broke af.

by Redheadedamericangirl December 19, 2015