smarmodon

A smarmy person. Also, smarmosaur.

"Steve is such a smarmodon"

by Athenais May 25, 2006

cock smirk

a knowing, occasionally involuntary smirk or smile occuring as a result of thoughts (pure or impure) about the boy you're interested in, or that you recently hooked up with

Mario and I totally hooked up last night! And I'm positive everyone at work knew what was behind the huge cock smirk I had on my face all day.

by perstephone September 26, 2007

Sex Smirk

That funny look a man, or woman gets on their face when an intimate subject is brought up, usually something sexual. Often accompanied with the phrase "I dont know what you are talking about."

Teen 1: "Did you see Dad's sex smirk on his face when Mom said something about going on their first camping trip?"
Teen 2: "Yep, I puked in the back of my mouth a little."

by MoreThanLust December 17, 2011

Smarmageddon

A party or gathering with a plethora of sleazy and greasy men.

"Let's get out of here, this place is a smarmageddon!"

by Justin D Schmidt January 9, 2008

Smarmy

A sleazy, insincere demeanor, possessed by one who puts on a fake smile and has ill intent. One who is not what they appear to be. A sales person who uses phrases like "pull the trigger"

The time share sales manager, looked like a weasel, and had a smarmy way about him.

by hawaiitalent December 17, 2008

Smirkish Ass Bitch

The word bitch technically means "Female Dog" but in this definition "Smirkish Ass Bitch" could refer to any living human who is down right fucked up in all ways, shapes, and forms. A scandolous individual who will fuck you over real quick and for any and everything they can get. Someone not to be trusted and who must be observed by others. Very sneaky.

LNBAC "aye have you talked to Brittany today I think she took something from my house and we closer and cooler than that".

Gutta "Hell naw I ain't talked to that smirkish ass bitch you know you can't trust that bitch round yo shit. YO BAD!"

by Kanaree Ladiie Banks August 26, 2009

Smirk

A conceited smile

person #1: Ooh, I won the game, what ya gonna do about it?
person #1 smirks

me: That smirk on your face is driving me crazy. You know what?!!! Get the smirk off your face!!

by DarDarDar September 5, 2010