After hours (sometimes minutes) of Stumbling (StumbleUpon) through crap and finding something actually funny.
It combats Stumble Depression which is what you suffer while waiting for something good.
It combats Stumble Depression which is what you suffer while waiting for something good.
"Man work sucks today, I've been Stumbling for half an hour now and all I'm getting is 10 ways to improve shite"!
"I feel so bad for you right now"
"STFU man it's all good, found some new Bushism Quotes... Ahh the Stumble Valium kicks in"
"I feel so bad for you right now"
"STFU man it's all good, found some new Bushism Quotes... Ahh the Stumble Valium kicks in"
by Mathius October 30, 2007
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Kevin: Man I was so Slumbery Eyed from the night before, I passed out when I came home.
Kevin: Man I was so Slumbery Eyed from the night before, I passed out when I came home.
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The collection of random facts and tidbits of information that are seemingly unrelated to normal life that one acquires through the firefox browser extension "Stumbleupon."
Average Stumble knowledge
"On average there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds Big Mac bun"
"The inventor of Vaseline ate a spoonful of the stuff every morning"
"The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation"
"No word in the English language rhythms with month, orange, silver, or purple"
"If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar."
And the world record for sperm swallowing,
"Michelle Monahan from Los Angeles who, in July 1971, had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach."
"On average there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds Big Mac bun"
"The inventor of Vaseline ate a spoonful of the stuff every morning"
"The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation"
"No word in the English language rhythms with month, orange, silver, or purple"
"If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar."
And the world record for sperm swallowing,
"Michelle Monahan from Los Angeles who, in July 1971, had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach."
by kibosh120 March 8, 2009
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Get the Stumble guys mug.Finding a creative and/or scientific way to end it all. For example, electrocution by a few hundred watts. It's pretty cool. 🙃
by outsiderrality June 21, 2019
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Get the Shumble mug.putting a cucumber up a girls pussy or butt and then snapping it off, leaving half of the cucumber up their hole.
by Hiawatha October 23, 2006
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