softmonster

a guy with a huge dick even when hes soft

schlong hung huge dickwangthird leg

Does Harold have a big Dick?
Niguuh he has a softmonster!

by Agnees February 17, 2008

sift

to sort through bodily secretions to find something that was lost in the body ie swallowed

i had to sift three loads before finding my keys

by Persephone May 6, 2005

sifty

Originating in Wanganui Collegiate School, the alternate slang meaning of sifty is: easy, doesn't take much effort to do, or relaxed

That test was pretty sifty..

I've had a pretty sifty day today

by Alyse-L December 28, 2007

Sifty Senior

A mentor to Sifty Junior. This species will sift on such internet sites as MySpace, Friendster, Match.com and various other internet sites under various aliases collating an extensive collection of potential female conquests. This species also prowls around bars for drunk and unsuspecting victims to vigourously grind down on the dancefloor.

"Yo Sifty Senior is at it again, he's got his head down, intense look on his face grinding the hell of that slut on the dancefloor. Hope he doesn't leave his phone and jacket at the bar tonight!"

by Siftster September 6, 2006

sift

To ejaculate into a type of strainer, or "sifter", and then proceed to spread your man butter across someone's face.

Being the lonely teenager he was, Andrew frequently sifted on his own face at night.

by Wave of Sift December 12, 2008

sifty

Casual, gentle pace.

Used by NZ mountain bikers to describe the pace of a ride that is not aggressive or fast.

Any Tauranga riders into sifty night rides?

C. will be taking a sifty women's pre-ride of the Mt. Vic course this Sunday afternoon.

by ClemNobody December 15, 2008

Sifting

When an older male/female dates, or brings a younger person as a date to an event because either
1. They won't be able to find a date any other way and all younger people would want to go
2. The older person want to make sure they will get some action so they choose younger easier person

Usually only occurs in highschool/college situations like proms or semis
(Usually a bad idea that one will regret in the future)

Guy1: dude I'm bringing Sara to senior prom this year
Guy2: wait Sara the sophomore? Are you really going sifting for a prom date?
Guy1: yeah I found out that she will hook up with me if I get her into prom

by You February 19, 2015