Smegmachine Gun

The act of turning your forsekin inside out and twisting your penis several times to then unleash it spraying smegma in a swift-like fashion. This is usually done in the center of a group of people at a party or classroom.

Guy 1: "Hey! Did you see what I did at the party last night?"

Guy 2: "No, what did you do?"

Guy 1: "I managed to pull off the most epic smegmachine gun of all time!"

Guy 2: "Dude, no way!"

Guy 1: "Yeah! I even managed to hit my Grandpa who was fast asleep on the couch!"

by Grandpa Bob January 16, 2014

phi psy schmegma kai toothbrush

The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.

After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.

by dive team 13 September 6, 2010

Keyboard Smegma

The food particules, skin flakes, and dust that accumulates in the crevices between your keys on your keyboard and rots. Later, you can collect your keyboard smegma and use for sprinklings on cupcakes that will be given to your worst enemy.

Jim: I hate Rob so much. I need to repay him for the misdeeds he's done.

Larry: Hey, I got an idea?

Jim: What?

Larry: Let's bake up some cupcakes, top them off with keyboard smegma, and give 'em to him. He'll enjoy the rich, dense texture of the cake and crunch away on the bits of smegma. Stupid bastard!

Jim: Good idea Larry! That'll teach that SOB.

by McPhatty May 18, 2006

smegmatite

smegma that has been dripping down and colecting over a long period of time and drys in a formation like a stalactite commonly found in caves.

wow! thats one hell of a smegmatite! how long have you been growing it?

by thecreator May 26, 2006

Smegma slap

A slap containing a delicious cheesy substance found between the edge of the foreskin and head of a dick. meant to humiliate/induce vomiting

I totally smegma slapped Steve.

by chuck-pee-cheese November 6, 2010

Smegma

Dick cheese.

I just finished reading the book "Smegma: It's not that bad"

by Nkos October 15, 2010

smegman

A superhero known for his smigma usage to protect the innocent and battle crime.

Oh no! We're out of cheese.
Who called?
Oh please help us Smegman,
Don't worry, I'll just scrape some smegma off my dick.
Wow, thanks Smegman.
MMM!!! This is the best smegmacake i've ever had.

by Jak Hardy April 24, 2007