shitfaced

Someone who has had a little to much to drink, or is going to drink till they are fucked up

I'm going to go get shitfaced tonight

by Jebus December 10, 2002

shitfaced cockmaster!

a word originated in the south park movie: bigger, longer, and uncut. Though rarely used as such, it literally translates into one with dung on his face rubbing on a penis, either a human or an animal penis is still in question

Strange how stupid it seems when translated, eh?

by mysteriousman July 19, 2004

Shituation

A shitty situation for everyone except Sean Connery

Guy1: I got caught wanking in the exam hall
Guy2: Sounds like a bloody shituation bro.

by rujuunnum June 9, 2017

Shitmate

The combination of the word shit and checkmate, chess reference version of checkmate, yet you didn't check shit, anything, miss calculated or didn't gain any advantage, and acceptance of defeat. Examples: Dido, squat, fail.

"I know they'll work out and click."
"No; dude, they broke up 4 nights ago."

"Shitmate."
"Yeah dude, tell me about it."

by Lucio Serrano August 19, 2017

Emergency Shituation

When a baby poops themselves in an awkward way, time or place, and if the baby is not changed immediately things will only get worse!

*Prrrrrchhhht* "Oh No!" they said as they saw the poop running down the baby's leg and into the stroller. With no more wipes this is an Emergency Shituation!!

by hardwarehunney514 June 11, 2011

shitfasted

being hella shitfaced or wasted.
also known as DRUNK!

person 1: omg do u remember what u did last night?
person 2: fuck no! i was so shitfasted!
person1: ohhhh....good thing...u were gettin hyphy

by K-Fed fo shizzle May 18, 2007

Shitfaced

Getting obliterated with the raws.

Leef says, "Did you just see Cataldi pound that rose." Ster answers, "Oh yes I did, shes shitfaced."

by Jalpster January 18, 2018