shituation

a really bad situation,the word speaks for itself

person 1:oh wow i just heard billy is gunna get beat up by rick today,and he's only 5'2.

person 2: damn, thts a hell of a shituation

by rawrface29 August 15, 2009

Shituation

How you feel when you are so tired or stressed that you cannot pronounce anything correctly and you end up pronouncing a word with a curse word.

Me: This a fuckin shituation!
You: It should be this is a fuckin situation.
Me: Fuck you, that's just the way it is so it is a shituation!

by AnonymousPassionateOne January 1, 2017

Shituation

When a situation is not good!

I'm sick and tired of dealing with this shituation!

by Bísclâitier November 8, 2016

shituation

A shitty situation.

What happened between you and Ashley? I don't know, it's just a shituation right now.

by dankyK December 17, 2010

Shituational Awareness

Shituational Awareness is awareness of your environment whilst taking a dump, or pitching a loaf. Poor shituational awareness can lead to lack of toilet paper, or coming face to face with a former dumpee's turd. Can also lead to entering a toilet with a broken lock.

"Dude, have some shituational awareness about you when you pitch a loaf, the paper has run out!"

by matt300 August 12, 2007

Shituation

A bad situation.

Andy: "Gary my lad, what's the matter?"
Gary: "I got into a right shituation with the wife earlier."
Andy: "What happened?"
Gary: "I've been hitting up another woman at home behind her back, she found the text messages on my phone. I'm scared she'll leave me and take my custody of our son."

by Broughton April 20, 2014

shituation

A really shitty situation

Argh. This is a real shituation. Any more bright ideas, Einstein??

by CEDARTEETH August 27, 2013