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Secondary Spiciness

The spicy hot sensation felt around the rectum that one feels during the poo taken after eating spicy food.
This burrito is spicy now, but its going to be even worse the next time around, its going to involve some serious Secondary Spiciness.
by Cu7 March 4, 2009
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Secondary Beneficiary

When someone orders food that's shareable but meant for only that one person, moochers who want some part/portion for themselves call "secondary beneficiary" like one would call "shotgun" to claim a seat in a vehicle, when preparing for a ride. Roommates, friends, and family are notorious for such moochery.
Christine ordered a pizza for herself and tried to keep quiet about it. As soon as it arrived at her house, her little brother called secondary beneficiary.
by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010
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Secondary Shit

The shit you have to take later in the day because you didn't shit enough shit during your primary shit.
Hang on honey dinner smells amazing but work was busy and I need some time to take my secondary shit.
by Buckeykentucky May 16, 2018
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secondary parasite

1. A loser that sponges off of another more successful loser. 2. Any organization or business that is tailored to a clientele of welfare addicts.
1. A crackhead mooching money off of a welfare recipient, is a (drum roll) secondary parasite.

2. EZ Check cashes welfare checks, taking a cut, making it a (beat box roll) secondary parasite.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 9, 2010
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secondary buyout

(FINANCE) when a private equity fund sells a company it has taken private to another fund. Usually financed with junk bonds.

The secondary buyout became a hot trend in the period 2005-2008, partly because other segments of the equities markets were doing so poorly. The hedge funds were willing to buy the junk bonds because they believed they had mastered the risk control; but the deals themselves were absurd.

The whole purpose of a leveraged buyout is to restructure the target company so profits from its resale can be used to pay for the deal. But if a capital management firm has already issued the junk bonds to finance a restructuring, there's little hope of another takeover artist squeezing any more profit out of restructuring. The whole point is to scam the markets.
The sudden popularity of the secondary buyout never made any sense, except as a scam. As a vehicle for peddling exotic financial derivatives, it was mildly interesting, but there was no common sense to the idea of two consecutive takeover artists doing LBO's of the same company. One of them had to be incompetent for there to be any reason for it.
by Abu Yahya September 1, 2010
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secondary rub

When a man or woman gently massages their partner's genitals shortly after achieving orgasm
by Flair Hay May 3, 2015
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secondary training college for early childhood care

School were you learn how to take care of children in kindergarten.
You have to stay there five years.
I'm going to Secondary Training College for Early Childhood Care.
by Blueberry16 January 2, 2017
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