Primary Shit

The first shit of your day.

Steve, could we move this meeting back ten minutes, I need time to take my primary shit.

by Buckeykentucky May 16, 2018

Secondary Shit

The shit you have to take later in the day because you didn't shit enough shit during your primary shit.

Hang on honey dinner smells amazing but work was busy and I need some time to take my secondary shit.

by Buckeykentucky May 16, 2018

Dopamine Dump

A shit with urgerncy and strength equivically great, that upon release, ones brain releases dopamine bringing along with it a whole new mind set for the following minutes or hours.

Man, I was really in a rut today because my stomach didn't feel great, then I took a dopamine dump and the whole day got better!

by Buckeykentucky May 16, 2018