sea kittens

What some animal rights activists use instead of the word "fish"

Sea kittens taste better than land kittens.

by Freigeist May 16, 2010

sea pickle

When one takes a dump in a ocean or lake.

Marty was swimming in the ocean after eating lunch at Taco Bell and decided to pull his trunks down to let out a sea pickle.

by Dan Band April 25, 2006

Sea Cow

/si/ kou A female of large stature, most commonly identified by the presence of FUPA, Back Breast, and Dunlap vaginal disorder. many species are described as having a beard with pubic follicular likeness.

Sea Cows are predatory creatures, known for cutting in line at barbeques, spaghetti feeds and public buffets. Sea Cows are attracted by the rattle of ice in a Diet Pepsi cup or the crinkle of an empty chip bag.

Sea Cows Typically live in first floor dwellings and tend to use public transportation as automobiles tend to be tight quarters due to their large stature.

while i was in line at the buffet i was bitten by a feeding sea cow

by bmslyer December 2, 2011

Sea Bogan

Australian slang, used in the wider Brisbane area.

A breed of bogan (white trash) indigenous to the southern moreton bay islands, known for extensive sea-based activities, usually in stolen watercraft. Slow witted and often foul smelling, sea bogans are easy to spot, wearing only shorts and barefoot, except in winter when a flanny (flannelet long sleeved button up shirt) is added to their apparel.

Catching the ferry to Russel Island is lame, its too packed with sea bogans

by Robbo Gazza Wazza-Johnno June 15, 2008

Sea Bear

A vicious creature that attacks under sea campers. A sea Bear is drawn to many things, which include wearing a sunbrarow in a funny way, eating cubed cheese, playing the clarinet badly, and dancing badly. The only known defense to a Sea Bear attack is a Sea Bear circle. NOT AN OVAL! don't run, walk limp, or skip away, or it will charge.

I was attacked by a massive Sea Bear because I play clarinet badly.

by Shankomatic June 28, 2009

sea jew

An ocean dwelling Jew.

The real problem with sea Jews is they can't be burned.

by Sandyman69 November 2, 2017

sea pancake

The technical name for a manta ray if you are not a pretentious person.

Look up there is a sea pancake!!!
Lets pet the sea pancakes!!!

by seapancake123456789 January 9, 2019