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ball scrubber

Used instead of “mouth” or “yap” for a talkative wife or gf
“Bitch shut your ball scrubber

“Not another word out of your ball scrubber
by Richardcranium February 29, 2024
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Muff scrubber

A mustache / goatee that collects the female ejaculate so you can taste it later on from your lip or lips. Sometimes sharing it with your friends and family.
Man I guess old girl last night didn't like my muff scrubber and it grown out too much and given her raspberries.
by Blaainiac July 9, 2024
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shrubber

A person who arranges, designs and sells shrubberies.
King Arthur: "Did you say shrubberies?"

Roger the Shrubber: "Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies."
by MusP July 6, 2011
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SHRUBBERY

A form of plant. Not too big or expensive.
"You must bring us... A shrubbery!"
by Juke March 25, 2004
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Shrubbery

An unreasonable request added to a task by someone who wishes you to fail. From the Monty Python "Knights who say Ni" sketch.
Bob: "In order to convince me that global warming is real, you will have to show that all temperatures everywhere on the globe are setting records at all times."

Bill: "Uh huh. Would you like a Shrubbery as well?"
by Al Benedict June 28, 2013
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scrumber

Matt: "That cat is a total scrumber!"
Sarah: "What?"
Matt: "He's scrungly."
Sarah: "I see."
by 16Bitboy November 10, 2022
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tit scrubbers

A tit scrubber is a person(s) who is defined by their actions or in this case lack of actions. This term is a noun, verb, and adjective. A tit scrubber will try and insert themselves into anothers hard work, giving tips on how to get the job done, however accomplishing nothing (imagine person the Irish Spring commercials all clean and lathered, never getting dirty, all the while scrubbing their tit).
noun: look at that group of investigators,have they done anything constructive or even charged anyone? What a bunch of "tit scrubbers"

verb: hey where are those crack investigators to this problem? Oh they are busy with the rigors of "tit scrubbing".

adjective: while everyone was hard at work getting dirty, Jeremy was relaxing in the warm shower, getting his body lather up with sensitive skin soap to stay fresh and clean maintaining a rhythmic motion while being a tit scrubber
by krodes November 7, 2011
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