schooner pooner

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.

by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019

schoon

A general term which may be used in place of any noun or verb or to describe literally anything or anyone.

"Yer ma's a wee schoon"
"My names ________, but you can just call me big daddy schoon"
"Excuse me waiter, do you serve gluten-free schoons?"

by Bigdaddyschoon August 9, 2020

mad scone

Any person that is Mad and does not give a fuck about anything or anybody

He was a Mad scone when Tina did not come over

by smith19 October 5, 2016

Sconds

The style of wearing a sandals with socks. Not the tourist style, the style of one who is too lazy to put on shoes in the morning so goes to school wearing sandals with socks.

Yo Luis, I was too lazy today to wear shoes, so I threw on my Sconds.

by Dorville June 8, 2007

Neal Schon

The god of lead guitar

He was a Neal Schon wannabe

by John Waldmiller February 14, 2004

Sconner

When a person has no pubic hair they are known as a sconner. (Derogatory)

WestMidlands,U.K decent

Daphney:I saw Stuart showering he had no pubes, he's a sconner.

by Tomo1811 March 17, 2008

sclong

A big penis

Jill wanted Jack's sclong

by Manlikebog April 5, 2016