sarcastic

Venting your rage without the trouble of having to slug the asshole in the face.

Example of sarcasm:
My ears are actually bleeding as a result of listening to your music.

by cynic October 26, 2003

Sarcastic Like

A facebook term for when a person 'likes' a status, comment, page, etc when they know its about them.

Definition 2: OR also on facebook, someone that does something, then complains about people who do it.

Chick 1: Wow, what was up with her status the other day??
Chick 2: Ooh, I confronted her about something and she got pissed about it, so that was about me and I liked it. Haha.
Chick 1: Haha, now that's what I call a sarcastic like!

OR
Def 2:
Chick 1: Dude, did you see her status the other day about people talking shit?!
Chick 2: Ooh, yeaah! I laughed so hard. She's the one that starts shit, so I sarcasticly liked it. Haha.
Chick 1: Omg, metoo! Haha.

by Melmen April 14, 2011

Deanopathic Sarcastia

A prevalent tendency to approach everything in life with a sarcastic bent/response.

Sometimes called a mental disorder, but mostly only by those who don't quite grasp sarcasm.

Maddy was facing possible suspension for failing to control her Deanopathic Sarcastia while addressing her teacher. The principal suggested she may avoid the suspension by bringing in a note from her therapist, excusing her for her medical/mental condition.

by randomaok October 28, 2013

Sarcastrate

To castrate someone with excessive and sharp use of sarcasm

Johnny: "Dude, how many band members are in a power trio?"

James: "I dunno dude, definitly fucking four. You know what better make it five cuz I don't think a fuckin' power TRIO would have three people!"

Johnny: "Damn dude, you just totally sarcastrated me"

by sarcastrator January 22, 2011

Sarcastonian

The language spoken by sarcastic people.

Some quotes by those speaking fluent Sarcastonian:
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough March 25, 2019

Sarcastronaut

A person who uses sarcasm to display their own wit, or to showcase their level of intelligence, often within a group setting.

The student answered the instructor's question in a quite unorthodox manner, like only a true sarcastronaut could.

by Alex Mitchell Imaginationalist May 27, 2019

Sarcaster

One who is a connoisseur of sarcasm

Wow braddifer is such a sarcaster, it's beautiful.

by Sawyerrrrr September 13, 2023