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a vestir santos

spanish phrase which refers to a woman who never married and is of an advanced age, an old maid. It literally means "one who dresses saints." In the past when a woman was unmarried she often dedicated her time to her local church and its maintenance and so this term became adopted.
"so did Juanita finally get married?"

"No, era maricon, she's just you know, there, a vestir santos..."

"pity.."
by MintyLeila July 1, 2005
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John Santos

1.A name used to describe someone who has the audacity to perform embarrassing acts for the pleasure of others.

2.Can also mean someone who is a martyr for their own personal goals or gains. Whether it may be for attention or for the entertainment of others.

3.One who is deprived of a "spine" and will do just about anything they are told.
Your such as John Santos for asking out ten girls in one day.

That guy is a "john santos" for licking the caca on the ground.

Your such as John Santos for listening to me when I told you to jump off the bridge.
by BromistaComico April 13, 2010
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Santos Claus

A tatt'd up man who looks tough on the outside but really sweet on the inside. He has a big heart to make people feel special and loves to spoil them with gifts on Christmas day.
Have you ever received presents on Christmas the "Santos Claus" way?
by Hello Kitty Girl December 20, 2013
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christ santos

A fucking lucky migit kid that pulls money cards every day. And is a selfish little bitch, never shares and acts like his cards are he wife, and is afraid of every single ball bigger than his thumb.
he's a dick, the person Christ Santos
by Christ Santos June 29, 2014
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G-Santos

When one creates a web of lies around themself in order to mislead others
"I know you aren't an expert at immersion therapy, an astronaut, and the son of a victim in 9/11. I think you are just being a giant G-Santos"
by Menstralmotorcycle January 22, 2023
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Mia Santos

So basically, I dont know who this Kean guy is, but like Mia Santos is lowkey mine. Anyways, the moments we spend together, not like Kean. Kean, back off!

(this is a joke)
Im Delilah Bolanos, and im dating Mia Santos, not Kean WIlcox!
by Delilah_(I mean-not Delilah) September 15, 2023
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Vincent Santos

A person that will fuck anything if it has a tight enough hole, alive or not.
"So I was hiking the other day and saw a thicc ass tree, so I did what Vincent Santos would do and fucked it sideways
by My boyfriends a homophobe February 12, 2020
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