Kradamite Sandwich

A sinfully decadent sandwich created between Adam Lambert & Kris Allen and ah, hmm another person...oh, so good!

An American Idol version of the "vegemite sandwich" talked about in the Men At Work "Down Under" song.

I'd like a Kradamite Sandwich after seeing those two in that pic, video or performance.

by I Touch Roses June 29, 2009

soup sandwich

A term used in the US Army to denote extreme uselessness. It is directed toward something or someone that is the figurative equivalent of the literal hot sloppy pile of shit that a gob of soup between two pieces of sandwich bread would be.

So the implication here is that the object of discussion is 'Fucked up like a soup sandwich.'

Equivalent expressions in the civilian world are:
Tore up from the floor up.
Useless as tits on a boar..
and so forth.

Drill Sergeant: "Private you can't do anything right, you could break a goddamn crow-bar. Why I couldn't trust you to remove the lint from the back side of my ball sack with a piece of goddamn hundred MPH tape. You're about as worthless as a soup sandwich."

Drill Sergeant: "You are the lowliest goddamn example of hot garbage I have EVER seen. You look like a goddamn soup sandwich, that uniform looks like you pressed it under your mattress springs, and those dusty ass boots look like you shined them with a snicker bar and a goddamn green pad. That is goddamn un-sat, Private. Report to my office immediately following this formation to be skullfucked appropriately."

by ABN_PMPN505 June 18, 2011

Porkchop Sandwiches

Food based product. Most often consumed orally.

Pork chop sandwiches! OH SHIT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD, GET THE FUCK OUT!

My God, did that smell good.

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Soaked my Sandwich

1. When something goes terribly wrong that had exceptionally high expectations associated with it.
2. Being bummed out or depressed by a disappointment or anticlimax.
3. Wanting something and not getting it or getting an inferior version of it.
4. An anticlimax, a letdown
5. Defeat

"Hey, Lunchbox what's wrong? You seem really down and out today."
"Oh man, there's this girl I really like and I thought she was into me too, but she just soaked my sandwich."

"This deal went south and it just soaked my sandwich."

"Yo man, you're like a brother to me, and then you treat me like that, you just soaked my sandwich"

"Yeah, dude, the party was on, and then the cops showed and everybody dropped it, . . . it just soaked my sandwich real bad."

by Sapidpaean January 15, 2009

Pussy Sandwich

Two pieces of bread with a pussy in between them.

I like mine without the crust.

"If you're ever in Los Angeles be sure to look up Jennifer Love Hewitt. She can make a Pussy Sandwich that'll give those faggots in Chelsea a run for their money."

by Italianshower96 September 29, 2013

Eating a Sandwich

The How I Met Your Mother euphimism for smoking weed, used to censor the act so that Ted can safely tell his kids.

But why he'll skirt the pot issue with them but have no problem describing his threesome is beyond me.

"So there we were, eating a sandwich. The biggest sandwich we had ever eaten."

by SaracottaPie April 1, 2010

Club sandwiches, not seals

The phrase one would say to get others to save seals, but in a way, be funny about it.

Seal Lover: "Club sandwiches, not seals!"

Person: "He's right, we should save the seals!"

by Aiexxx January 5, 2009