raging richard

Derived from the term “Raging Boner”. The “Raging Richard” describes a specific sequence of events leading to a visible boner ‘raging’ underneath a male individual’s shorts. The ‘Richard’ in question will likely achieve legendary status among his peers for successfully completing this sequence.

Steps to performing a Raging Richard:
1. A particularly eager female (also known as a ‘ratchet’) must be present for social interaction. She must also have a boyfriend/significant other present in the environment.
2. The female must be courted by the ‘Richard’ and accompanied to an area where seating is possible.
3. After seating, at any point during this interaction, the female must proceed to stand up and walk away.
4. Immediately, the male must firmly smack the female’s ass and state in a seductive voice: “hop on”.

5. The female must now straddle the ‘Richard’, and vigorously "dry hump" him.
6. Concurrent with the straddling, the significant other of the ratchet must be in the vicinity, and stare intently. The significant other must not intervene.
7. The male must now reach a state of having a raging boner. He must also be wearing shorts thin enough that the occurring ‘rager’ will lift the fabric and become visible to the public (to “pitch a tent”).

8. Once these events have all been completed, one will be known to have performed a “Raging Richard”.

Yooo that chick was so fine. Her boyfriend was totally staring at Kyle’s Raging Richard!

by iowaeuifojklfvgistredivostread April 28, 2017

Rachael

The only way to spell RACHAEL

RACHAEL is the superior spelling and the only way to spell RACHAEL

by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS April 8, 2019

Suck My Richard

A witty yet useful alternative to "Suck My Dick" when you are at work or around children.

This is the best cake you could find for my kid's birthday??
Suck my Richard.

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You still haven't started the report? it was due like yesterday!
Go eat a Richard.

by ae7 August 5, 2010

Devious Richard

The act among male friends of pressing a boner into another man's ass crack either for pleasure or as a joke.

Last night Ringo did a devious richard on hamlet, hamlet was so surprised he fell down.

by thethinkerof21s March 15, 2009

Rachael

She's as unique as her name and not afraid to stand out. Rachaels are a friend to all...no one is ever left out. Smart and intelligent...academics are important because she knows they will help her reach her dreams. Beautiful on the inside and out! Tough as steal on on the outside...but her heart does get broken (she just only shows that to those closest to her). Always has a smile for everyone...and is a great encourager! Loves to laugh and be silly...loves her friends so much...loves God even more. Family means everything! Rachaels will try anything..are great with athletics, in art & music...amazing! Rachaels take the bad in their life to make them stronger and have a confidence that each day will be better than the next. If you know a Rachael your life is blessed. If Rachael calls you friend...you have a true treasure!

"I am so proud to call Rachael my friend!"
"Rachael, you are just as uniquely amazing as your name!"
"She cracks me up...I love being around Rachael!"

by truthis April 19, 2012

Richard Donner

(adjective) A person who sucks a man’s penis with intensity.

Polite form of Dick Donner.

I thought she wouldn’t blow me, but she’s a Richard Donner.

by dick69 May 8, 2009

Rachael Fry

Posing for glamorous pictures with mouth agape and wind blowing through one's flowing hair

I totally Rachael Fry'd my first conversation with my new Tinder date.

by SeanMccullough March 28, 2015