The act of avoiding roadkill by steering so that your wheels go on either side of the dead animal, which passes harmlessly under your car.
I was driving the back roads the other day, and came across a dead skunk in the road. I didn't want it's stink or road smush on my tires, so I did a rural field goal.
by Kalisiin September 22, 2012
Get the Rural Field Goalmug. A particularly annoying person that lives in outlandish areas. They love to complain about how far away everything is, and have terrible social skills. Most likely home-schooled they flaunt the fact the finished high school at the age of 14.
Can also be a person that is relatively new at the rural life and its customs. Do not have any survival skills and would most definitely die of starvation, thirst, or bear attack.
In all cases a rural noob is extremely annoying because of there high-pitch nasally voice.
Can also be a person that is relatively new at the rural life and its customs. Do not have any survival skills and would most definitely die of starvation, thirst, or bear attack.
In all cases a rural noob is extremely annoying because of there high-pitch nasally voice.
Dude, you are such a rural noob!
God,, i hate holidays. I've forced to visit my rural noob cousins in the middle of no where.. its prison
God,, i hate holidays. I've forced to visit my rural noob cousins in the middle of no where.. its prison
by TrekkQuest54 January 2, 2010
Get the rural noobmug. derived from the term urban-rural fringe, however this is not to be mistaken for urban rural minge. an urban rural minge is a woman who is known to have sexual activity with city folk and country folk.
farmer: ooo arrr i shagged that woman the other night
banker: dammit i shagged her last night. you dont have herpes do you?
person: woah dudes looks like you got yourselves some urban rural minge
banker: dammit i shagged her last night. you dont have herpes do you?
person: woah dudes looks like you got yourselves some urban rural minge
by emile heskey January 16, 2008
Get the urban rural mingemug. Refering to mpg (miles per gallon), this is an avergae of mpg in urban area, which is usually high due to the stopping, starting and speed differences , and that of rural area, which is much lower (about 10-40% lower)
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the rural+urbanmug. A friend who takes your sister to prom, then he, your sister, you, and your date all go out together that night. Also, you meet in science class.
by TacticalGarand44 January 9, 2019
Get the rural best friendmug. A form of rock n roll combining elements of country, rock, rhythm and blues, and psychedelia. Commonly associated with Byron Daniel and The Five Dead Dogs.
by BDofTheDDs February 9, 2021
Get the Rural Infused Sweat Rockmug. Urban dictionary but worse, where every definition is this:
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
by WandKat January 31, 2022
Get the Rural Dictionarymug.