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Runk menas masturebate in swedish
Oh shit i am so horny i got to go runk
by Timmyälskarmilfs May 23, 2020
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runking around

when one is horsing and they are being a real pain in the bloomers. also a synonym for enjoying a trampoline park.
Bob Sagy was being a real stickler when he was runking around and knocking over kids
by Bob Sagy January 9, 2022
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runk

to buttfuck a raccoon then insert a large dildo into a skunk, making it spray.
hey man did you hear what sean did last night? i heard he went camping and decided to runk
by rawdoggerbuttfucker January 17, 2021
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runk

Ronald's Universal Number Kounter, required for math on every computer
"bro my computer literally won't do any math"
"did you install runk"
"damn it"
by Liason-1 April 15, 2024
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Bob Runk

Gay. Jew. A gay jew. If you'd like to insult a jew call him Bob Runk and he'll start screaming out in agony. Use this to Insult your friends as well.
Person 1: "Wow that Brandon sure is a Bob Runk"
Person 2: "Dude, you're a Bob Runk"
by 12345John January 20, 2020
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runked

runked means very messed up or, funny and disordered.
"the face expression you made was runked." " the package was runked when it got to my house."
by very useless words December 20, 2022
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Turt Runk

A stupid dumb induvial who shits in bird carcasses and eats them, then once the shit bird is digested is then shat into a small, dead, pregnant child. You then slowly stick cactus needles into your dick and once the blood drips onto your balls you shoot reds down the body's shit filled throat until the shit is in their stomach. Once the shit is in the body's stomach you impregnant the dead fetus inside the corpse. During this process shit will come out of the corpse's many holes and all over your body until you bust. If done successfully the body will blow up into a bloody, shit filled cum mess. The dead fetus will survive this process and can be used as a condom for future use.
by John Crump July 13, 2025
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