Half-plus-seven Rule

A rule the specifies the youngest person that a person of either sex can date without it being inappropriate. The rule is always calculated by the older person's age.

Kristi: I got asked out today by a guy who's 30.

Jason: Well, you are 22 so it fits the half-plus-seven rule...

by Dedao do pe September 23, 2009

Rule 64 of the Player's Rulebook

Rule 64 states that the act of "bragging" about female "conquests" is disallowed. This is due to the negative global image such a depravity places on the art, as well as the decrease in social worth for the individual as those who are extremely successful feel no need to broadcast the fact.

Joel: "Duuude, I got soo many bitches last night, call me Mr.Bitches"

Josh: "Im'a call you "Bitchy" if you don't shut up. Rule 64 of the Player's Rulebook. You obviously never get any. Bitchy"

by Endo/Shen October 28, 2010

Ten Percent Rule

You must be 10% smarter than the equipment you are trying to operate.

Person #1: "Will you call maintenance and get the key? I've been pushing on this door for 5 minutes, and it is definitely locked!"
Person #2: Pulls door open and walks through, saying "Ten percent rule."

by MadScientist404 July 15, 2010

pure heart rule

When an action or question, usually directed towards a significant other, is done with the best intentions, there is little for which the one bringing forth the question can be faulted (in theory).

If I bring up how I don't like that my SO follows his ex on Instagram to him with the pure heart rule, I should be fine.

by Zeit_Verschwendung March 31, 2015

7 Ball Loss (pub/taven pool rule)

Should one player, play out an entire game and not pocket a single one of their own balls (excluding the white and/or eight ball) is concindered to have lost by seven balls. Thus resulting in that competitor having to drop their pants and make his way around the pub minus their own shorts.

7 Ball Loss (pub/taven pool rule)

If (1st player) doesnt sink a single one of their own ball and (2nd player) pots all their balls (including eight ball so long thus ball hasnt been sunk already)

(1st player) must make his way around pub and or taven without their pants

by Australian Pub Pool Commity October 30, 2012

The Two Pump Rule

The Two Pump Rule has been created in honor of all those christians who feel guilty about having sex even if the guy just put his penis in once and then they felt bad and stopped. Do not worry my fellow christians, you did not have sex because a penis must be inserted into the vagina two times to have had sex. The head of the penis must totally be inside to count as a pump. If she is a virgin and you give only two pumps but break the hymen then well done, you have pooped her cherry without having sex with her.

Example 1:
Sally: I'm pregnant with your baby
John: Bitch, no your not
Sally: Your the only one I have has sex with
John: We didn't have sex, we didn't have sex because I got mines within two pumps
Sally: What?
John: Yeah bitch, "The Two Pump Rule", now get the fuck out my house cause I'm not the father.

Example 2:
Jack: Did you fuck my Wife!!!!!!
Matt: No
Matt: (thinking to himself)- I did not fuck her because I jacked off in the bathroom until I was almost about to cum and then went onto the bed and put it in her and ejaculated on the second pump...therefore I did not fuck her....thanks to The Two Pump Rule

by not a father July 18, 2010

party rule

An unspoken rule that should be followed at all times, without exception.

The number one party rule is: never snitch on anyone.

by Eternity333 February 27, 2007