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grand rapids hotpocket

Taking a large deuce into a lingerie bag and randomly swinging it at strangers on the street.
Dude, I just made a grand rapids hotpocket. Let's go swing it at people.
by M.D. TO-GRM January 22, 2011
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seatle hotpocket

when you are super pissed at someone and you take a duumo in their pillow case and they sleep on it without knowing
by anal schwartz February 9, 2004
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Mississippi hotpocket

A Mississippi HotPocket is the act of getting your balls and beating them with a stool then pouring hotpocket sauce on them
Mississippi Hotpocket victim: my Wife gave me a Mississippi HotPocket

Friend: Ow man sorry bout that
by A Man With A Banana July 1, 2011
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Rainbow Hotpocket

The Rainbow Hotpocket is a novelty sexual intercourse activity. The male eats an extra hot curry, prior to consuming a valium. Once the curry has been digested and the valium has taken effect, one proceeds to climb a ladder naked, strategically placed next to a bed, on which a female lies also nude. With an erection, the male launches from the ladder and takes a shit (preferably very runny) without the females consent (and hopefully without realising) in mid air. On arrival, the male enters the female (velocity varies on weight to gravity math). In a brisk, but controlled motion, the male flips the female into a straddling/cowgirl position. If all goes as planned, the horrible running shit that exited the male at the top of the ladder will land on the females back. Once the female realises what has just occurred, she will leap off the male in disgust (maybe). At that point, it is imperative that the male shouts at the top of his voice in a celebratory manor the phrase, 'cunty bollocks trouble amongst!' Before the female has a chance to confront the male of his recent action, the male grabs the ladder and smacks the female in the face with it.
Man you should have seen the other night, I totally gave this bitch a rainbow hotpocket! I'll give you back your ladder soon bro.
by Mr flappy February 24, 2011
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hotpocket

A euphemism for for vagina.
"Oh yeah, Karen! I'd love to take a bite out of that hotpocket"
by Phonk August 15, 2006
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Hotpocket

When you stick your cold feet between your partners ass cheeks
I gave my girlfriend a hotpocket and she got pissed
by Mopar72893 April 26, 2022
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Hotpocket

When you nut in your girls mouth and tell her to swallow
You:Yo, you want a hotpocket?
Girl:sure I guess
by Jackamow0001 May 17, 2022
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