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Scandinavian Rooster

When a guy appears to be consoling a woman who is ralphing by pulling her hair back. Preferably, the woman is wearing a slutty skirt and she is perched at a 90 degree angle when he rips her panties aside and ass fucks the shit out of her while she's still barfing. The harder he fucks her the more puke she'll get out and consequently making the guy look good by suppling medical aid.
Nick: Dude, that girl down there looks really sick.
Pete: Yeah, she just drank some hunch punch, but it looks like that douchey scrote is going to take care of her.
Nick: Damn, she's puking like crazy
Pete: Holy shit, he's giving her the Scandinavian Rooster
Nick: She looks like she feels better already. That guy's not so bad.
by nickgolf August 3, 2008
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Roaster

Someone undesirable, unreliable and that always speaks rubbish.
Hes not turned up for work again today. What a total roaster.
by Mahaki July 29, 2012
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red headed roaster

When you have unprotected sex with a red headed girl with a STD usually herpes. Then once you get symptoms such as the burning sensation when you pee.
"Dude I banged Sara last weekend and now it burns when I pee!"

- you mean Sara that red headed roaster??
by Big Dick Dan January 1, 2014
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Rooster

name givin to machine gunners in vietnam. because the sound of a machine gun would usually wake everyone up in the morning. in an ambush or blocking position the machine gunner was always supposed to fire first.

also machine gunners where called this because they sometimes fought out of fortified positions like nests. hence rooster nest.
"man the rooster in my squad got like ten confirmed kills today"
by cyclic rooster April 23, 2009
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Wounded Rooster

Wounded Rooster (woon·did Roo·ster)

-Adjective
1. The act of vigorous penis to mouth insertion, or Blow job to the point in which the air pressure inside a woman's throat and lungs, form an involuntary noise which sounds like a rooster, under attack or in intense pain.

-Noun
2. The noise made when a woman is intensly throat fucked or gagged.
1. Eric awoke in the middle of the night, to the horrifying sound of his mother getting the ol' Wounded Rooster from his father.

2. Zach fiercely thrusted his shaft down little Sally's throat until it made the distinct sound of a poor little Wounded Rooster
by Alex April 10, 2007
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Rooster Teething

When one goes on a spree of video viewing on Rooster Teeth's YouTube channel.
Rob: "Dude, I spent three hours Rooster Teething!
Jack: "Why?"
Rob: "Just Cause 2 Easter eggs lured me in and the achievement guides hooked me!"
by Thatguyismee April 16, 2011
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rooster head

unnaturally disproportionate labia minora (pussy lips), that resembles the flappy tissue adorning a rooster's head.
I couldn't beleive the size of this girl's Rooster Head.
by methlablouie May 26, 2005
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