The act of standing over a dick, spreading your legs, and commiting suicide, therefore falling onto the dick and having your corpse be penetrated and bringing joy to the other person as they cry when using your corpse to pleasure themselves. After they are finished they throw the body into a nearby dumpster, set it on fire, and roll it down a hill while shoving a raw fish up their ass.
This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.
The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.
This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.
The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.
Her: "I don't wanna live anymore I miss my daddy but I'm also horny :^("
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"
by Gizrik October 03, 2016
Satanic ritual abuse is a severe form of abuse by Satanists. The abuse can be of different terrible types.
by ScienceBurt February 03, 2020
When you are fucking your bitch and you summon ten million big black guys to cum in her ass as she fell asleep as you sing “you would not believe your eyes if ten million big black guys came in your ass as you fell asleep”
by Im_reeeeee May 29, 2021
Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.
by Crack15 September 02, 2019
A ceremonial bathing ritual, usually across Norse and Wiccan communities, is something where a bride and groom to be, won’t partake in showering for up to 3 weeks prior to the wedding. The evening before a big ceremony, the couple will wash all Sins and impure thoughts and things from each other. This being the ritual held in pitch black, with only a single candle across the room.
by HigherPowerWiccan March 31, 2022
a ritual performed occasionally, or every once in a while, where one goes to *le fridge* and grabs a slice of chees, and smells it intensely for like a minute before eating it. it is an enrichment activity, and is performed by alpha males, such as myself, the founder of the chees ritual.
(W person): hey i saw she was doing the chees ritual
(W person 2) she's such an alpha male
(gnome runs past camera really fast): what the heck. did we catch that on camera?
(person with iq of 200): i often help people and do not engage in cyber bullying, i promote kind behaviour towards others and stand against injustice and discrimination. also tomato soup is sooooo good
(W person 2) she's such an alpha male
(gnome runs past camera really fast): what the heck. did we catch that on camera?
(person with iq of 200): i often help people and do not engage in cyber bullying, i promote kind behaviour towards others and stand against injustice and discrimination. also tomato soup is sooooo good
by Silly goob :3 July 20, 2024
"The Door Ritual" is where you get up from the office desks and go to the entrance of the store to choose your next customer, opposed to waiting for a customer to talk in the store and them choosing somebody to work with.
by MarxusTheeGOAT April 01, 2023