by TJNerd February 7, 2007

"They say that when you die you become closer to God"
"Because you no longer fucking exist, right?"
"Shit that's a risky joke".
"Because you no longer fucking exist, right?"
"Shit that's a risky joke".
by unclePhatJoseph September 4, 2021

When your about to bust a nut you yell mom or dad and try to quickly finish before they enter your room
Tyler:hey do you know why John can’t get on?
Ryland: I heard he tried to do a risky nut and couldn’t finish in time.
Ryland: I heard he tried to do a risky nut and couldn’t finish in time.
by Ise tee January 19, 2020

Showing signs of being not CIS (for example wearing spikes) in Poland even tho your uncle told you it's a small town and people like to talk
by xXpussaySmasher69Xx August 24, 2021

When you blow your load before you know who you are having sex with, similarly to a sheriff in the Old West shooting a man before he knows whether he is friend or foe. A high risk gamble indeed.
Jack: "It's a good thing it was my girlfriend I took into the closet, I was a real risky sheriff last night."
Joe: "That's fucked up, dude."
Joe: "That's fucked up, dude."
by tsmagraw February 19, 2015

The act of when a man has sexual intercourse with a partner next to his or her sleeping father and busts a fat nut on his face
Kyle: Dude i just got my ass beat cause i pulled the risky jizzky last night at my girls house
Chad: Ah no way Bro
Chad: Ah no way Bro
by Xx_Pornhub_xX July 2, 2020

The act of fornicating with a sheep close to the edge of a cliff - The sheep (because of its fear of being pushed over the cliff) will push back harder, thus enhancing the sexual pleasure of the perpetrator.
Farmer 1: I'm taking Flossie out for a date tonight, but lately she's been a bit lifeless in the sack - how can I liven things up a bit?
Farmer 2: You should try a Risky Griffiths - that should make her a bit more animated!
Farmer 2: You should try a Risky Griffiths - that should make her a bit more animated!
by dave555123 August 5, 2010
