Rink

Noun - A derogatory slur used to describe someone who lives further north than you.

Person 1: How was your trip to Minnesota?
Person 2: The nature was nice, but some fucking rinks stole my luggage.

by NydSnacc June 4, 2024

Rink Rat

Someone (ususally a woman) that frequently visits OHL or AHL hockey games with the sole purpose of getting picked up by a NHL prsoepct. Not to be confused with Puck Bunnies.

Me: "oh man did you hear about Stacey, she got pregnant from Ryan and he just got drafted in the NHL"
Friend: "She secured that bag! What a Rink Rat"

by Final Aura October 17, 2022

Rinks

To have almost super-human instincts

Usually in the context of predicting future events in the heat of the moment

"I told you that would work, I got RINKS"

by Saltyweena April 4, 2024

dinky rink

A safeword for, "dick" or "penis".

"I don't want some random dinky rink supporting me."

by 0Jayus August 4, 2017

Rink

reckless intentions not knowing

Lets rink tonight.

by Mfl33 October 29, 2019

Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink

It's in between an Upper Decker (pooping in the tank) and Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool (pooping in the bowl). You just drop the lid and go to work. It's a much more direct way of saying "Fuck You" to someone you despise. The poop on the lid makes a very slippery surface; much like a skating rink.

I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!

by Mr. Glisten January 28, 2015

Rink Rat

A person (usually a teenager) who is always seen going to the local skating rink (shoutout to Astro Skate of Pinellas Park) like everyday of the week. They also talk about rollerskating/rollerblading too much.

They are usually really good at fast skating, backwards skating and jam skating because they spend a crazy amount of time on it.

Jay: That boy bryan is always going to the roller rink 24/7.

Frank: Yeah bro, he is a total rink rat.

by ZzQuixoticzZ September 8, 2021