Right Privilege

The system in which everything in the world is designed for right handed people to use, while being difficult for the rest of us.

All these scissors are meant for right handed people. And I can't find a desk to write on in my classroom. This is right privilege.

by awmm July 5, 2017

Righteous brother Michael

A Greek Orthodox laity who shows his righteousness to the priests and laity, basically a troublemaker who tells priests what they should do.

Righteous brother Michael: Pater you should do this, Pater you should do that, Pater you can't say this, Pater you can't say that. Oi Pater you have to do everything I tell you!

Priest: Enough of your righteousness Michael, just go away but don't smash the mugs on your way out.

by Romiosini September 3, 2022

Human rights

Something you unlock the day of your 18th birthday

Connor : I can’t wait to turn 18 so I can have some human rights

by YoungGangster May 11, 2021

customer is always right

1. A policy mainly enforced in the retail industry in terms of having respect for the customer, saying that their opinion matters and that they are always correct.

2. An instance of an employee agreeing with a customer.

1.The customer is always right about our merchandise.

2. Even if the customer is wrong, we basically have to kiss their ass with the "customer is always right" policy--even though the customer was wrong (and an idiot)

3. (Opposite) The employee is always right, the customer is a moron.

by French038 December 1, 2005

stank right hood rat

*As seen on Impractical Jokers*

Meaning a woman who is technically a crazy whore, has crooked teeth, and has a large stench.

"Dude, I saw Shaquisha yesterday."
"Man, she's a stank right hood rat!"

by ObamaTastesGood January 29, 2015

Urban Dictionary is busy right now

What Urban Dictionary tells you when you break their website (usually on accident) before telling you to try again later or go back to their front page. This message is accompanied by some random image of books, people reading or writing, or images of both physical and online dictionaries in the background.

Me: "Hey Urban Dictionary what the hell is ※?"
UD: "Urban Dictionary is busy right now. Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page."
Me: "Damn guess I'll never know what ※ means."

by Cirsce March 10, 2021

right off the bat

at once, immediately
from the beginning

"Right off the bat, I could tell it was going to be a crazy night"

"Let's get out of here right off the bat"

by glammaniac September 8, 2009