Get ripped or die tryin'

Smoking weed in an attempt to get as high or 'ripped' as humanly possible.

Choofing your balls off with no regard for one's own safety or physical or mental well-being

Anf: "Yo, Did you wanna have a choof tonight?"

Mat: "I'm hangin' for a choof.
Let's get ripped or die tryin'"

by MatParker March 30, 2011

Ripped Stem to Stern

A colloquial expression refer in to pillaging anal sex that, while still pleasurable, is akin to feeling as if your rectum is being split open and in half from the base of the spine all the way to the sternum.

Although Drake's girthy man meat made her feel like she was being ripped stem to stern, Sandy begged for more.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

remped

The act of failing miserably.

Tyler remped his test.

by Capitulation November 27, 2012

Ripped'er Scale

A scale used to measure the power of a fart.

That foot-long dog with baked beans on it caused my boy to let one loose that measured a 4.5 on the Ripped'er Scale.

by JJ Sr. October 16, 2009

ripped my chain

To rip one's chain is to either steal an idea or generally give someone the bum end of a deal. It commonly happens on the streets in rough neighborhoods.

(girl): Come on give me more money! You only gave me 40 dollars and I need more!

(big dude): Bitch you already RIPPED MY CHAIN! *dumps Jack In The Box milkshake on girl*

by jameskisau December 18, 2011

ripped off

When one is at the worse end of the deal. See rip off

The three hundred dollar watch he sold me didn't work, and it wasn't even real gold! I so got ripped off!

The meal we bought at the restaurant was plastic. We got ripped off.

by Dudette June 10, 2005

ripped one

Farted

After that Taco Bell burrito I ripped one in the car and stained my underwear.

by Twinpeaks November 1, 2013