Person 1: "So... are you interested in any religions?"
Person 2: "I'd rather save money and time..."
Person 2: "I'd rather save money and time..."
by Jrayk October 20, 2006
Get the Religionmug. I - A society of people who believe in a set list of idealswith no proof of the confermation of such ideals , and set aside vast chuncks of their ever dwindilling life to speak to themselves and fantasise about old men in the sky.
II- What people turn to when they're in serious £%%£
III - A synonym for warmongering / intolerence
IV - The Source of 99% of the world's problems
II- What people turn to when they're in serious £%%£
III - A synonym for warmongering / intolerence
IV - The Source of 99% of the world's problems
Crimes Caused By Religion
Massacre of the Kurds
Massacre of the Jews (Hollocaust)
Massacre of the Muslims (Crusades)
Massacre of the Mormons ("Do the Decent thing")
Massacre of the Sunis
Massacre of the Shiites }Iraq
Violence in India
Violence in Iraq
Violence in Iran
Violence in Saudi Arabia
Violence in Europe
Violence in America
Massacre of the Kurds
Massacre of the Jews (Hollocaust)
Massacre of the Muslims (Crusades)
Massacre of the Mormons ("Do the Decent thing")
Massacre of the Sunis
Massacre of the Shiites }Iraq
Violence in India
Violence in Iraq
Violence in Iran
Violence in Saudi Arabia
Violence in Europe
Violence in America
by Sell_Your_Soul-It's_worthless_anyway January 14, 2008
Get the Religionmug. A make-believe concept developed by insecure assholes to fill the void in their lives and to attempt and control the masses.
See also horse shit and fake
See also horse shit and fake
by Jerkin Slo June 10, 2004
Get the Religionmug. Complete farce used to control people and give powerful people a reason to start wars and fuck people over.
Country 1: I really dont like country 2, fuck it, lets invade and say God appeared to me and told me to do it in the name of religion.
by God dosent love me April 2, 2010
Get the Religionmug. A concept which is popular with people with power because it allows them to use the human's natural fear of the unknown against them.
Christianity, as well as other religions, was used hundreds of years ago as a tool to scare millions of people to give money to the Church thinking it would save their souls, and a way to kill hundreds of innocent people because of their alternative beliefs.
Egyption Pharaohs' priests told them that to get a good crossing into the afterlife, they would need a huge pyramid built which would cost thousands of lives to build.
Egyption Pharaohs' priests told them that to get a good crossing into the afterlife, they would need a huge pyramid built which would cost thousands of lives to build.
by Godden™ April 22, 2007
Get the Religionmug. 
The formula for all known religions is as follows:
"<Insert true/feasible fact here>, therefore <Insert outrageously untrue fact here>"
"<Insert true/feasible fact here>, therefore <Insert outrageously untrue fact here>"
Reginald likes to drink his tea with 2 teabags, therefore the Kiwi's of the sahara desert play the maracas every full moon as their religion dictates.
16 Chickens ate 10 Kilograms of chicken feed in 1 week, therefore small leprechauns live the shoes of families with 2 or more pets
The world exists, therefore God created it.
16 Chickens ate 10 Kilograms of chicken feed in 1 week, therefore small leprechauns live the shoes of families with 2 or more pets
The world exists, therefore God created it.
by randomartichokes June 29, 2009
Get the Religionmug.