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you just got roasted

You basically got wrecked. It is a cool way to say you just got wrecked
Ooh you just got roasted
by By Someone Gay November 28, 2017
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roasted chicken

when a girl puts her ankles around the boys shoulders and her does he like that;legs in the air
yo me and my girl roasted chicken last night ;)
by Cakezs October 15, 2006
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roasted

more mashup than toasted. Toasted is only lightly blazed.
after 3 spliffs: "i'm toasted"
after 10 : "I'm roasted."
by grief March 15, 2004
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Dry Roasted Peanuts

Euph.
One's balls after a particularly rigorous handjob.
My God, that bird tossed me off so hard last night I went home with dry roasted peanuts!
by Mark Nordenstein May 5, 2007
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get roasted

Something you say after you burn someone so hard you can't resist saying this phrase
Person: You are soooo stupid.
You: Hey this is about me not you.
Other humans: GET ROASTED!!!
by SansThePunMaster April 8, 2017
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honey roasted

When you compliment someone, but insult them at the same time.
I wasn't expecting your baby to be so adorable!
'Damn, did i just get honey roasted?'
by Hightower-Otaku March 3, 2016
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roasted people

What marshmallows eat around the campfire, occasionally with graham crackers and hershey's chocolate.

Also, what cannibals eat for their sustenance, though not always roasted. (Hannibal Lecter liked them fresh)

Similarly, what is pretty much depicted in the Rammstein song, "Mein Teil." Wherein, a man places an ad in the newspaper for a dinner companion, and he finds one. Of course, being the civilized gentleman that he was, the person that placed the ad shared the other man's genitals with him.
"Mmm, Marshmallow Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, especially when they catch on fire for a little bit!"

"Mmm, Cannibal Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, even if I like them a little bit fresher, and when they don't have all this nasty hair!"

"Mmm, du schmechts gut!" (or something to that effect)

All: "We love to eat roasted people!"
by Hans le Noir December 9, 2005
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