The one thing that prevents us from leading perfect lives. No matter hard you try to block it out, it's always there, crushing all of the fantastical endeavors you dream up.
Ever heard the phrase, "follow your dreams"? Of course you have. Well, by the end of your life, you can bet that reality will have rejected >99% of them, so you'll have to lower your standards IMMENSELY if you ever want to feel a sense of accomplishment.
Ever heard the phrase, "follow your dreams"? Of course you have. Well, by the end of your life, you can bet that reality will have rejected >99% of them, so you'll have to lower your standards IMMENSELY if you ever want to feel a sense of accomplishment.
Reality: Hey you. Yeah, you. Ever wanted to break away from the hopelessly flawed human race, and become everything you've ever dreamed of? Well TOO FUCKING BAD, I'm here to prevent you because I'm a bitch like that >:I
by do it fgt October 23, 2011
Get the reality mug.A catchphrase made famous by the Dr. Phil m&m, typically spoken in a fake Italian accent. Very therapeutic as it can be used to describe any situation.
Man, my girl ghosted me and told me she needed some time to herself, turns out she been cheating on me all along
“Damn, it really do be like that sometimes”
“Damn, it really do be like that sometimes”
by Colder October 1, 2018
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The expression "tell me how you really feel" is said in sarcasm and irony after someone has said an anger or hate-filled statement, drawing attention to the anger and hatred (and implicitly mocking it).
Jon Stewart: Deep dish pizza is not only not better than new york pizza; it's not pizza. It's a fucking casserole. ...Chicago, I love your city, it’s one of my favorite places to visit… but deep-dish pizza is like a huge, crusted-over pile of diarrhea
Audience member: Damn Jon, tell me how you really feel
Audience member: Damn Jon, tell me how you really feel
by ShadowVicious July 29, 2021
Get the tell me how you really feel mug.A very realistic simulation game that can be anything like an FPS,Survival horror etc. When you get too pissed about something you also have the option to use the Alcohol or Drug power-ups to provide temporary relief. And did I forget to mention you also need to replenish your own health with food and water. On the bright side you can even play video games in the game as well. Overall if you have all the right factors Reality will be your bitch.
by A Human Male June 16, 2018
Get the Reality mug.A waste of time. They just make a bunch of crazy, pointless shows with these hillbillies that they find on the side of the road. Or, more likely, find under a rock. The shows consist of rednecks trying useless attempts at catching large fish with their bare hands, trading a sheep for a car, and arguing over a storage box that may or may not have something useful in it. These shows involve sluts sitting on motorcycles for absolutely no reason and terribly-fake staged bar fights.
(Guy 1) Hey did you watch the new episode of Hillbilly Handfishing on the reality TV channel?
(Guy 2) Yes, and I almost died of boredom
(Guy 1) Have you ever watched Storage Wars?
(Guy 2) *runs and hides under bed*
(Guy 1) I'll take that as a no...?
(Guy 2) Yes, and I almost died of boredom
(Guy 1) Have you ever watched Storage Wars?
(Guy 2) *runs and hides under bed*
(Guy 1) I'll take that as a no...?
by IAmAUnicorn April 3, 2013
Get the reality TV mug.Project Reality (PR) is a modification for Battlefield 2 on the PC. Project Reality's aim is to create a more realistic combat environment than standard Battlefield 2, and place a greater emphasis on teamwork and cooperation.
Most of the aspects of Battlefield 2 that have the capacity to be modified have been tweaked, or completely overhauled, to reflect their real life counterparts, for increased realism. Ballistics have also been audited to reflect those of real weapons, including characteristics such as damage, deviation and bullet drop depending on a weapon systems calibre.
Most of the aspects of Battlefield 2 that have the capacity to be modified have been tweaked, or completely overhauled, to reflect their real life counterparts, for increased realism. Ballistics have also been audited to reflect those of real weapons, including characteristics such as damage, deviation and bullet drop depending on a weapon systems calibre.
Squadleader- We need an extract at these coordinates- E5kp3!
Extraction Helicopter Pilot- Roger That, first I need you to take out any armor threats in the area.
(Squad strategically takes out threats, then pops red smoke)
Pilot- I'm at the LZ.
Squadleader- Roger that we are Oscar Mike.
Random guy playing-you gotta love the nerds on Project Reality!
(All this is examples of how people talk on their headsets in online matches.)
Extraction Helicopter Pilot- Roger That, first I need you to take out any armor threats in the area.
(Squad strategically takes out threats, then pops red smoke)
Pilot- I'm at the LZ.
Squadleader- Roger that we are Oscar Mike.
Random guy playing-you gotta love the nerds on Project Reality!
(All this is examples of how people talk on their headsets in online matches.)
by bf2modlover May 10, 2010
Get the Project Reality mug.wow that was really cool is a phrase to be used when something is really cool first popularized by Dani
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