return warranty

if an item breaks on you prior to the 1 year manufacturer warranty then you may buy the same faulty item in the store and return it with the broken one the following day.

"Hey wow my new Bode headphones broke yesterday"
"oh, i guess ill do a return warranty"

by datnigaa December 29, 2011

return to sender

when blasting a chick anal style you feel something trying to escape but you just push it back in with your thrusting returning it to sender

i hate it when i'm doin my old lady and i have to return to sender

by hank817 August 8, 2005

Return my calls immediately

Something people say in an email when they’re mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.

*Reading: “We have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).”
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Return X

Revived, cooler-looking version of iX. Merged with X (Creating RX-Armor X) to defeat Sigma.

Return X=Evil Limited X.

by NCW March 1, 2005

Return Ticket

A mandatory statement of compliance required by African's travelling to the United Kingdom.This statement is actioned with immediate effect. see also fresh off the boat Immigration Customs and Excise

"Dear Mr (insert here various number of clicks and clacks)
On todays date of 16th Feb 2006 you have been issued with a RETURN TICKET to Zimbabwe effective immediately. Thank you for travelling with British Airways. We regret that this will be your last journey with us."

"Morning Sir,are you travelling today on flight BA157- could I please see your return ticket!"

by Jar Jar Bing May 24, 2006

Return of Jafar

Banging an ugly chick (namely with a serpent's head) for the second or any subsequent time.

Me: Ugghh I banged Julie again last night.

Friend: That chick with the serpent head?!?

Me: Yeah..

Friend: That sucks!! Fuckin Return of Jafar, dude hahahaha

by Suckster February 10, 2012

Return to Sender

When you are having sex with a girl, but then you turn around and take a steaming shit on her butt, returning the fecal matter to a place where it knows.

We were getting pretty hot the other night until he gave me the old "Return to Sender", and now my sheets will never be the same...

by 420smokethistoo June 24, 2016