Rapture

A city where a man is entitled to the sweat of his brow.

I'm going to rapture

by Aidsdrinker March 24, 2022

Rapture nap

When you wake up from a nap and all your family/roommates are gone from your home. (Nothing left to do now except get high , jack off in a strange place, and wait for Jesus to come back for your sorry ass. )

I took a rapture nap, and everyone is now gone, and not answering their phones or text.

by Frank Gold February 2, 2023

rapture hatch

Christian slang for a butthole

Hey girl, can I put it in your rapture hatch?

by Ragiin' Draggin' November 22, 2015

rapture

to be lovingly attacked by a dinosaur in the modern day, not before the meteor that meant the impending doom of the dinosaurs

“the other day i was raptured by jimmy the velociraptor”

by dysdiadochokinesia June 23, 2021

Anal-Rapture

Form of punishment for employees who don’t follow instructions.

Management called Dennis into the office this morning for an “ANAL-RAPTURE”. After he parked in the wrong location.

by AssMan1987 October 11, 2022

Rapture-edge

The term used to describe bigoted people who claim that God is coming back to take the rainbow and punish members of the LGTBQIA community.

Evangelical Conservative Christians Rapture-edge their bigoted followers into believing hateful and vile things about God and members of the LGTBQIA community.

by LoveNoth8te2024 June 5, 2024

Rapture

Latest song and one of best tunes Declan McKenna has released.

Rapture in my head. I keep looking up like I'm already dead.

by UltimateDoge May 2, 2021