roaring rapids

When a girl vomits with a penis in her mouth

Lauren did a shot of Jack Daniels and we went home and I got the Roaring Rapids

by L Mack December 28, 2013

Elk rapids

Elk rapids is a small town full of stuck up bitches or poor ones from rapid city, elk rapids consists of old asshole boomers that won’t let a McDonald’s get built. 90% of the school are potheads but no one knows

Hey let’s go toy elk rapids and swim and eat pizza...that’s it

by Smaye January 10, 2020

shooting the rapids

Same as 'riding the rapids'; when a chick squirts while you're fucking her pussy, you ram your cock in deeper to make her squirt harder.

"That bitch was so hot and juicy that I was shooting the rapids after a few strokes in her box."

by xurdy999 December 2, 2015

grand rapids

A midsize city in West Michigan that loves the arts. ArtPrize, the largest public art contest in the world started here 3 years ago. Lots of great theater, improvisation, and music . It's one of the few towns with a fish ladder so lots of fisherman too. Plus it's only 45 minutes from some of the most amazing beaches in the country. Incredible camping, hiking and backpacking too because of the North Country trail.

A: Where' you from?
B: Doesn't matter. I'm in Grand Rapids now.

by fishimprov October 14, 2011

wisconsin rapids steamer

taking a crap on the area above a womans vagina and then rubbing it in her vaginal area with ur penis.

melissa is taking a shower cause she had a wisconsin rapids steamer last night at the party.

by mr pines June 27, 2012

Grand Rapids Steamer

The act of eating Steak & Shake, which will cause one to deficate. Take your dump in a plastic freezer bag and beat someone with it. You must make sure your specimen is still hot before beating your subject.

If that bitch doesn't shut her mouth, she's getting a Grand Rapids Steamer!

by Riggatoni January 19, 2011

Cedar Rapids

One of the worst city's on the planet. The city is run by a gang of ignorant Czechs (Bohemians). They named the airport The Eastern Iowa Airport. Yep - THE is the first word so it is listed under "T" with the FAA. I told you they are pretty stupid. Added to their inferiority complex, some damn fool remaned the area "The Corridor" - why? I have no idea other than it was the stupidest name they could come up on a moments notice. They call it The City of Five Seasons. Thats a good indicator of how lame their education system is. The don't even know how many seasons there are, unless they are counting winter twice.

How do you get to Cedar Rapids? Drive north until you smell it and go east until you step in it.

by Robert M. L. Johnson January 8, 2009